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Mark Twain's Pizza

Mark Twain's Pizza

2035 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005
504-832-8032

Order Ahead We open Fri at 11:00 AM

Full Hours
  • 5% off online orders
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Deals and Coupons

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Large Cheese Pizza & a Cheese Bread

For the regular price of one large cheese pizza.

$20.99

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Pizza Specialties of The House

Choose from our traditional, whole wheat, gluten-free, or cauliflower crusts.

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Innocents Abroad Italian Pizza

Genoa salami, Italian sausage, fresh ripe tomatoes, and artichokes, sprinkled with fresh basil.

$14.99

Innocents Abroad Italian Pizza

Creole Pizza

A delicious combination of succulent shrimp, andouille, crabmeat, and zucchini.

$16.99

Creole Pizza

Samuel Clemens Pizza

A perfect meat-lovers combination of pepperoni, Canadian bacon, ground beef, Italian sausage, and extra cheese.

$16.99

Samuel Clemens Pizza

Huck Finn Pizza

Sliced fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, and black olives.

$16.99

Huck Finn Pizza

Barbeque Chicken Pizza

BBQ sauce with julienne mesquite chicken breast, green peppers, onions, and tomatoes.

$16.99

Barbeque Chicken Pizza

Life on The Mississippi Pizza

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, sausage, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, jalapeno peppers and anchovies.

$17.99

Life on The Mississippi Pizza

Deluxe Pizza

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, and extra cheese.

$16.99

Deluxe Pizza

Cheese Pizza

Classic cheese or create your own pizza.

$12.99

Cheese Pizza

The Danno Hawaiian Pizza

A tropical combination of Canadian bacon, bell peppers, and pineapple.

$13.99

The Danno Hawaiian Pizza

Pesto Chicken

House made pesto sauce topped with julienne red peppers, green peppers, red onions and mesquite chicken garnished with fresh basil

$16.99

Pesto Chicken

The Mysterious Stranger Pizza

Spinach, feta cheese, choice of Canadian bacon or Charisse (hot sausage), and your choice of vegetable.

$14.99

The Mysterious Stranger Pizza

Pesto Shrimp

House made pesto sauce topped with julienne red peppers, green peppers, red onions and shrimp garnished with fresh basil

$17.99

Pesto Shrimp
appetizers

Appetizers

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Cheese Sticks

Our pizza crust cut in strips then topped with garlic sauce and melted mozzarella cheese.

$10.99

Cheese Sticks

Buffalo Wings

A combination of wings and drummettes covered with delicious spicy glaze, baked to perfection, and served with homemade ranch dressing wing sauce.

$18.99

Buffalo Wings

Famous Bread Stix

Eight ounces of short, hand crafted bread stix, basted with garlic butter and parmesan cheese, served with ranch dressing or marinara sauce.

$10.99

Famous Bread Stix

Zapp's Chips

$3.99

Zapp's Chips

Chicken Bites

Tender chunks of whole boneless chicken breast, lightly seasoned, breaded and baked, served with homemade ranch dressing.

$10.99

Chicken Bites

Mozzarella Sticks

Six breaded mozzarella sticks served with our homemade marinara sauce.

$12.00

Mozzarella Sticks

Baked French Fries

Twelve ounces of crispy baked sidewinder potato fries served with our own cheddar cheese sauce.

$8.99

Baked French Fries
soups

Soups

Seafood Gumbo

A scrumptious combination of fresh LA shrimp, vegetables, and a blend of various spices served with rice.

$8.99

Seafood Gumbo
salads

Salads

Antipasto Salad

A savory combination of black olives, Swiss cheese, genoa salami, artichokes, and our homemade olive salad on a bed of iceberg lettuce, topped with a ladle of our Italian dressing.

$13.99

Antipasto Salad

Mark Twain’s Salad

Fresh iceberg lettuce with red onions, homemade olive salad, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoncini peppers, drizzled with Italian dressing.

$13.99

Mark Twain’s Salad

Aunt Polly’s Salad

A bed of crisp iceberg lettuce and spring mix topped with ripe plum tomatoes, cucumbers, green onions, and Genoa salami, finished with red wine vinaigrette dressing.

$13.99

Aunt Polly’s Salad

Becky Thatcher’s Salad

A tasty, cold pasta salad made with al dente rainbow pasta, succulent shrimp, black olives, and mushrooms tossed in Italian dressing.

$13.99

Becky Thatcher’s Salad

Sammy’s Caesar Salad

Fresh romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade croutons, ripe plum tomatoes, parmesan romano cheese blend, and our tasty caesar dressing.

$13.99

Sammy’s Caesar Salad
calzones

Calzones

Cheese Calzone

$12.99

Cheese Calzone
po-boys-sandwiches

Po' Boys Sandwiches

Calavera’s County Ham & Cheese Po’ Boy Sandwich

Thinly sliced, lean, and juicy ham with melted Swiss cheese and mayo, served hot on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$14.99

Calavera’s County Ham & Cheese Po’ Boy Sandwich

Andouille Sausage Po’ Boy Sandwich

Cajun smoked sausage with sautéed onions, bell peppers, and melted provolone cheese, with mayo and creole mustard on fresh French bread.

$14.99

Andouille Sausage Po’ Boy Sandwich

Tom Sawyer’s Shrimp Po’ Boy Sandwich

Delicious sautéed (not fried) shrimp with a distinct garlic taste, served with mayo on fresh French bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$15.99

Tom Sawyer’s Shrimp Po’ Boy Sandwich

Brad Roth Meatball Po’ Boy Sandwich

2, three-ounce, delicious meatballs made with pork and beef, sliced then dressed with provolone cheese and zesty meatball sauce. Lettuce, tomato, and mayo are available upon request.

$14.99

Brad Roth Meatball Po’ Boy Sandwich
sandwiches

Sandwiches

Smoked Turkey Sandwich

Thinly sliced, mesquite-smoked turkey and mayo baked on fresh French bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$14.99

Smoked Turkey Sandwich

Muff Potter Muffaletta Sandwich

A traditional favorite... Nine-inch round Italian bread with our homemade olive salad, genoa salami, ham, mozzarella, and provolone cheese.

$15.99

Muff Potter Muffaletta Sandwich
desserts

Desserts

New York Cheesecake

Smooth and creamy in a graham cracker crust, topped with your choice of caramel or chocolate syrup ~ made exclusively by the cheesecake factory.

$9.99

New York Cheesecake
beverages

Beverages

Coke 2 Liter

$3.99

Coke 2 Liter

Dr. Pepper

$3.39

Dr. Pepper

Barq's

$3.39

Barq's

Acqua Panna

$2.99

Acqua Panna

Snapple

$2.99

Snapple

Abita Root Beer

$3.39

Abita Root Beer

Pink Lemonade

$3.29

Pink Lemonade

Pellegrino

$2.99

Pellegrino
luncheon-special

Luncheon Special

Only available 11:00 AM - 3:00 PM

Small Two Toppings Pizza or Po'boy & 20 oz. Drink Lunch

$10.99

Small Two Toppings Pizza or Po'boy & 20 oz. Drink Lunch

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