Classic Cheese (BYO) Pizza

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. Toppings extra.

$13.00

House - BYO Fries

Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli.

$6.00

Classic Cheese (BYO) Pizza

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. Toppings extra.

$13.00

Ay Dios Mio Pizza

Chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

$22.00

I Will Fuckin' Smash You Pizza

Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion.

$29.00

Burrrrrata Pizza

A whole f%cking burrata on every slice. Pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil.

$29.00

Shogun Shadowboxer Pizza

Black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.

$22.00

Magic Mushroom Pizza

Truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley.

$22.00

Supreme Tang Pizza

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch.

$22.00

Mex-Corn Husker Pizza

Roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.

$22.00

Grumpy Gramps Pizza

Sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball.

$22.00

Moonshiner Pizza

Marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

$19.00

Heart Attack Pizza

Buffalo chicken mac & cheese, dry aged mozzarella, smoked bacon, buttermilk ranch.

$25.00

Taco Taco Taco Pizza

Now available everyday, gtfooh, nah, fo real, by the slice too! Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have.

$50.00

Pope Leo Pizza

Pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch.

$22.00

Swine Fighter Pizza

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where i am. We have a pizza now, for when i'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of villan blood ranch.

$29.00

Winger Pizza

Serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery.

$22.00

Vegan Pinky Pizza

Spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

$22.00

Shitfaced Chicken Pizza

Beer battered chicken, honey stout bbq, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar.

$22.00

Pancho Franco Pizza

Grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips

$22.00

Fuckin' Gindolune Pizza

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust.

$22.00

Half & Half Pizza

$22.00

Classic Cheese Pizza Slice

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo.

$4.00

Ay Dios Mio Pizza Slice

Chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

$6.00

I Will Fuckin' Smash You Pizza Slice

Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion.

$9.00

Burrata Pizza Slice

A whole f%cking burrata on every slice. Pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil.

$9.00

Shogun Shadowboxer Pizza Slice

Black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.

$6.00

Magic Mushroom Pizza Slice

Truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley.

$6.00

Supreme Tang Pizza Slice

Sesame crust, Thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, siracha Thai ranch.

$6.00

Mex-Corn Husker Pizza Slice

Roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.

$6.00

Jewish Cowboy Pizza Slice

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti.

$9.00

Tikka Pizza Slice

Sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro.

$6.00

Grumpy Gramps Pizza Slice

Sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil.

$6.00

Moonshiner Pizza Slice

$5.50

Heart Attack Pizza Slice

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch.

$7.00

OG Vegan Pizza Slice

Marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, numu vegan mozzarella, fresh basil.

$6.00

Pope Leo Pizza Slice

Pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch.

$6.00

Taco Taco Taco Pizza Slice

Now available everyday, gtfooh, nah, fo real, by the slice too! Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have.

$15.00

Winger Pizza Slice

Buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery.

$6.00

Swine Fighter Pizza Slice

vodka sauce, dry aged and smoked mozzarella, than topped with f##loads of extra crispy double baked 'roni, & of course topped with a generous swirl of homemade 'roni-grease-ranch. Never heard of that... well we invented it so now ya did!

$9.00

S#itfaced® Chicken Pizza Slice

Beer battered fried chicken, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar.

$6.00

Pancho Franco Pizza Slice

Grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips.

$6.00

Fuckin' Gindolune Pizza Slice

Ribye, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic bread.

$7.00

Cheezy Garlic Bread

With a side of marinara or vodka sauce

$10.00

Fresh Sea Salt Original Mozzarella

Hand-pulled Daily.

$14.00

Chicken Tenders (3) & Fries

Hand battered chicken tenders with honey mustard dipping sauce.

$14.00

Vampire Garlic Knots

With choice of sauce.

$0.75

Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks

Creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust.

$15.00

Truffle Mozzarella Sticks

Black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust.

$15.00

Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Stiicks

Spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust.

$17.00

Pesto Mozzarella Sticks

Sage & basil pesto mozzarella, pine nut pecorino breadcrumb crust.

$15.00

Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks

Cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust.

$15.00

Mozzarella Stick Sampler

One of each, 6 sticks total.

$17.00

Smoked Mozzarella Sticks

Hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust.

$15.00

Satan’s Hell Stick Challenge

Tony boloney's satan hell stick challenge: to participate, you must be over 18 & not under the influence of any substance.

$30.00

Cacio Pepe Mac Balls

Black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls.

$15.00

Good-Ol' Balls

Macaroni, creamy cheddar cheese, pretzel crust.

$15.00

Stoner Mac Balls

Dilalini, buffalo sauce, smoked bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust.

$15.00

Sea Salt Mozzarella Cheese

Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map.

$16.10

Original Burrata Cheese

Stuffed mozzarella.

$20.70

Sicilian Chili Mozzarella Cheese

Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella.

$18.00

3X Cream - Mozzarella Cheese

Three times the buttermilk fat of our sea salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.

$20.70

Truffle Mozzarella Cheese

Black & white truffle mozzarella.

$18.00

Uptown Cobb Salad

Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

$18.00

Garden Salad

Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.

$12.00

Hotness Salad

Romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side. Romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

$16.00

Barbarian Fries

Coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella.

$14.00

Winger Fries

Buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery.

$14.00

S#itfaced Fries

Honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos.

$14.00

House - BYO Fries

Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli.

$6.00

Elote Fries

Roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.

$14.00

Plain Wings

$8.00

Dirty South - Lemon Pepper Wings

Lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley.

$8.00

Shaolin Assassin Wings

Shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.

$8.00

Ole Wings

Chipotle sauce, cilantro.

$8.00

Winger - House Buffalo Wings

Serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. Celery.

$8.00

Siam Satay Wings

Pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro.

$8.00

S#itfaced Wings

honey stout bbq, crushed fritos.

$8.00

O.G Piehole Calzone

Sharable stuffed calzone with creamy burrata, dry aged & mozzarella, ricotta, pecorino & smoked mozzarella with a garlic bread crust.

$19.50

Farm Table Sub

Tomato, salted ricotta, sage pesto, sea salt mozzarella, balsamic honey.

$16.00

Ole Sub

Mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese.

$16.00

DA Ruler Sub

Burrata stracciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzeralla, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

$16.00

Boloney Rex Sub

Pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce.

$32.00

Diving Buffalo Sub

Serrano, cayenne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery.

$16.00

LPP Sub

Lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley.

$16.00

Gravy Train Sub

Ribeye, mashed potatoes, fresh mozzarella, garlic & herb gravy.

$16.00

The Snuggla® Sub

Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust.

$16.00

Flying Guillotine 武堂 Sub

Sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion.

$16.00

Squash Tha Beef Sub

Marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo.

$16.00

Brotherly Love Sub

Ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried nj long hot pepper.

$16.00

Shoobie Sub

Fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips.

$16.00

Vegan Ole Sub

House-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese.

$17.00

Ducktown Melt Sub

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread.

$16.00

Build Your Own Sub

Put whatever the f#ck you want on it!

$5.00

Boylans

$3.22

Water

$2.00

Joe Tea

$3.22

Artichoke-Whole Jars

$15.00

Rosemary Olive Oil

$25.00

Artichoke-Cream Jars

$12.00

Garlic Olive Oil

$25.00

Caponata Jars

$12.00

Chili Olive Oil

$25.00

Sicilian Chili Jars

$12.00

Truffle Olive Oil

$35.00

Zuchinni Cream Jars

$12.00

Smoked Olive Oil

$25.00

Sun Dried Tomato Jars

$12.00

Citrus Olive Oil

$25.00

Olive Paste Jars

$12.00

Unfilitered Olive Oil

$30.00

Olive-Whole Jars

$15.00

Sea Salt Fresh Mozzarella

$27.50

Marinara - Any Jars

$0.00

Flavored Fresh Mozzarella

$29.50

Extra Virgin Olive Oil

$20.00

Dough

$6.90

Basil Olive Oil

$25.00

Half Sub Box Catering

Choose 4 subs.

$69.00

Mozzarella Sticks Box Catering

$86.25

Full Sub Box Catering

Choose 8 subs.

$138.00

Mac Ball Box Catering

$86.25

Salad Box Catering

$46.00

Pasta Box Catering

$126.50

Tender & Fries Box Catering

Tenders & fries with choice of dipping sauce.

$57.50