Pies
For the Cheese Head Pizza
Red sauce, smoked provolone, mozzarella, white cheddar, American grana, garlic-infused olive oil.
$15.00
Shortie Pizza ''Cause he ate Everything''
Red sauce, smoked pepperoni, house spicy italian sausage, onions, mushrooms, green bell peppers.
$21.00
Pepp in Yo Step Pizza
Red sauce, all the smoked pepperoni.
$19.00
Road to Hana Pizza ''Our Version of the Hawaiian''
Red sauce, capicola, pineapple rings, bacon.
$18.00
Greek Pizza
Red sauce, artichoke hearts, kalamata olives, red onions, house-made greek loukaniko sausage, fresh oregano, feta cheese, garlic olive oil.
$19.00
Little Chef Pizza ''Vegan Pie''
Red sauce, onions, eggplant, balsamic roasted onions, fennel, garlic olive oil.
$15.00
Twig & Branch Pizza
Texas olive oil, arugula, texas goat cheese, prosciutto, sour cherry preserve, umami chili oil.
$18.00
Ganaoush Pizza
Olive oil, roasted eggplant, balsamic roasted onions, ricotta, toasted pine nuts, basil.
$17.00
Punisher Pizza (Chef's Nickname)
“It’s a marine thing” red sauce, house-made spicy Italian sausage, pickled cherry peppers, balsamic roasted onions.
$19.00
Veganism Pizza
House made vegan cheese sauce, kalamata olives, green bell peppers, mushrooms, onions, umami chili oil, fennel fronds.
$18.00
Forager Pizza
Smoked gouda & fontina white sauce, rosemary, wild mushroom conserve, balsamic roasted onions.
$18.00
BBQ Chicken Pizza
BBQ sauce, cheese blend, red onion, rotisserie chicken, pickled red cabbage, cilantro.
$18.00
Starters
Umami Meatballs
Fresh ground beef & mushroom mix, red sauce, house rosemary focaccia bread.
$11.00
House Rosemary Focaccia & Texas Olive Oil
$7.00
Calamari
Lightly battered wild caught calamari, marinara sauce, lemon.
$16.00
Jumbo Wings
Bone in wings tossed in your choice buffalo sauce, BBQ sauce, parmesan garlic, celery.
$10.00
Cheesy Bread
House-made rosemary focaccia, garlic-infused texas olive oil, choice of red sauce or buttermilk ranch.
$8.00
Fried Mozzarella
Marinara sauce or ranch.
$8.00
Seasonal Roasted Veggies
Ask your hospitalian for our seasonal selection.
$11.00
Condiments & Sides
Side of Ranch Dressing
$0.75
Side of Fresh Parmesan
$0.50
Side of Red Sauce
$1.00
Side of Pickled Jalapenos
$0.50
Side of Umani Chili Oil
$1.00
Pickle Spear
$0.50
Jar of Umami Chili Oil 4oz
$6.00
Salads
Traditional Salad
Mixed greens, grape tomatoes, cucumber, bacon, focaccia croutons, choice of ranch or dijon vinaigrette.
$6.00
Roasted Fennel Salad
Arugula, radicchio, avocado, orange supreme, toasted pine nuts, fresh mint, shaved parmesan, dijon vinaigrette.
$15.00
Greek Salad
Mixed greens, olives, feta cheese, grape tomatoes, cucumber, red onions, fresh mint, red beets, greek vinaigrette.
$7.00
Antipasto Salad
Mixed greens, capicola, salami, olives, artichoke hearts, pickled cherry peppers, provolone cheese, grape tomatoes, parmesan vinaigrette.
$16.00
Caesar Salad
romaine, focaccia croutons, parmesan, classic Caesar dressing.
$6.00
Merchandise & More
Umami Chili Oil
$6.00
Pizza Heart Strickers
$1.00
Texas Olive Oil
$15.00
Cold Grinders
Turkey Grinder
All natural roasted turkey breast, white cheddar, mayo.
$12.00
Shortie's Club Grinder
All natural turkey breast, black forest ham, bacon, provolone, mayo.
$12.00
Ham Grinder
Black forest ham, dijon mustard, white cheddar.
$12.00
Beets Grinder
Red beets, districts chili lime aioli, goat cheese, arugula, granny smith apples.
$11.00
Godfather ''Italian'' Grinder
Capicola, genoa salami, black forest ham, mortadella, provolone, cherry pepper agrodulce, mayo.
$13.00
Hot Grinders
Turkey Melt Grinder
All-natural roasted turkey breast, white cheddar, tomatoes, mayo.
$12.00
Meatball Grinder
Umami meatball, red sauce, provolone.
$12.00
Shorties Dip
Slow braised shredded beef, horseradish cream sauce, peppers and onions, smoked provolone cheese, house seasoning, savory tomato rosemary dipping sauce.
$16.00
Roasted Eggplant Grinder
Eggplant, tomatoes, balsamic onions, arugula, feta, agrodolce.
$11.00
Desserts
Cannoli
Scratch cannoli shell, ricotta, dark chocolate, orange filling, powdered sugar.
$6.00
Vanilla Bean Ice Cream
$4.00
Oreo Tiramisu
Coffee soaked ladyfingers, mascarpone vanilla creme, layered oreo crumbles, cocoa powder.
$10.00
Ice Cream Floats
Coke, root beer or creamsicle.
$8.00
Soft Drinks
Soda
$3.00
St. Arnold Root Beer
$4.00
Lemonade
$3.00
Q Tonic Water
$3.00
Texas Tea Unsweet Tea
$4.00
Richard Rain Still Water
$3.00
Texas Tea Sweet Tea
$4.00
Richard Rain Sparkling Water
$3.00
Fanta Orange
$4.00