Secret Menu
Everything's Alright
Red sauce, our say cheese! blend, classic sausage, ham, onions, bell peppers, mushrooms, garlic & black olives.
$21.00
The Black Joe Lewis "Booty City"
classic pepperoni, sausage, our say cheese! blend, black olives, jalapeños, and red sauce. According to Joe, “This pizza is slammin'!"
$17.00
Double Dribble
Red Sauce, Double Classic Pepperoni on bottom, Our Say Cheese! Blend, Double Classic Pepperoni on top, and Parmesan
$18.00
The Simply Red
Just Light Cheese, Double the Red Sauce, and Parmesan Cheese (No Add-Ons)
$13.00
Porky's
red sauce, classic pepperoni, ham, sausage, capicola, bacon, old world pepperoni, and parmesan
$20.99
Knots & Wings & Greens
Garlic Knots
Hand-tied dough knots with garlic butter and parmesan cheese, Served with marinara or ranch.
$7.00
Antipasto Salad
Romaine Lettuce, Roma Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Ham, Salami, Friggitello, Cheese, and House Dressing.
$9.00
Sweets Knots
Hand tied dough knots smashed with Mike's hot honey butter and tossed in a cinnamon sugar. Served with butter cream for dipping.
$7.00
Greek Salad
Romaine lettuce, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, beets, red onion, feta cheese, friggitello, and greek dressing.
$9.00
Garlic Styx
tossed with garlic butter and parmesan
$7.25
You Are On Your Own
Red Top Pan with Our Say Cheese! Blend Pizza
Detroit style with a tasty caramelized cheese crust. Classic cheese or create your own pizza.
$12.00
Thin-Square-Cut
Tavern Style Large
$16.00
Hand Tossed with Our Say Cheese! Blend Pizza
Thinner than the pan, round tossed by hand. Classic cheese or create your own pizza.
$14.00
Specialty Red Top aka Detroit Style Pizzas
Olive Oyl
Red sauce, our say cheese! Blend, mushrooms, roasted tomatoes, spinach, artichokes, feta and topped with parmesan.
$17.00
Whatupdoe
Classic pepperoni on the bottom, our say cheese! blend, caramelized onions, red sauce, old world pepperoni on top, ricotta cheese, fresh basil, mike's hot honey & parmesan
$17.00
Lil Dilly
garlic dill sauce, our say cheese! blend, McClure's garlic dill pickles and parmesan with ranch on the side.
$17.00
Bee Thousand
Chorizo, ricotta cheese, our say cheese! blend, caramelized onions, parmesan cheese & sweet local honey.
$17.00
The D
Classic pepperoni, extra our say cheese! blend, red sauce, old world pepperoni and parmesan.
$18.00
Betty White
Garlic white sauce, our say cheese! blend, spinach, ricotta cheese, thick-cut bacon & parmesan. Also available with Plant Based Bacon
$17.00
Meatwad
Marinara, meatballs, our say cheese! blend, ricotta cheese, red sauce, topped with parmesan.
$17.00
The Nala
our say cheese! blend, chopped spinach, caramelized onions, roasted garlic, roasted tomatoes, red sauce, old world pepperoni, amore spice and parmesan
$17.00
P.S. I Love You
classic pepperoni, our say cheese! blend, artichokes, roasted tomatoes, ricotta cheese, old world pepperoni, parmesan, and mike's hot honey.
$17.00
The 714
classic pepperoni, our say cheese! blend, ham, caramelized onions, green olives, red sauce, and old world pepperoni
$17.00
WEHO
Sweet tangy BBQ sauce our say cheese, blend chicken, red onions, pineapple, mango, bacon & cilantro.
$17.00
Specialty Hand Tossed aka Round Pizzas
The OG aka The Original Gyro
Olive oil, feta cheese, gyro meat, roma tomatoes, red onions, friggitello peppers, tzatziki sauce and parsley.
$20.00
The J Kramer
Red sauce, our say cheese! blend, classic pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms & Mike's hot honey.
$20.00
Big Tasty
Thin layer of red sauce. Our say cheese! Blend, sausage, caramelized onions, fresh basil & Mike's hot honey.
$20.00
The A2
Cucumber dill sauce our say cheese! blend, spinach, artichokes, roasted tomatoes, feta cheese and kalamata olives.
$20.00
Little Tasty
Red sauce, our say cheese! blend, capicola, fresh jalapenos, old world pepperoni on top amore spices & Mike's hot honey.
$20.00
The Buddy Holly
red sauce, our say cheese! blend, caramelized onions, roasted tomatoes, garlic roasted crickets, fresh basil, and mike’s hot honey.
$20.00
Darius Rucker
Ranch sauce, baked chicken, our say cheese! blend, red onions and bacon.
$20.00
Yo Tito
red sauce, classic pepperoni, sausage, ham, our say cheese! blend, bell peppers and onions
$20.00
Downriver
Red sauce, our say cheese! blend, classic pepperoni on bottom and old world pepperoni on top.
$20.00
The Whassup
Classic Pepperoni, Our Say Cheese! Blend, Caramelized Onions, Ricotta Cheese, Marinara, Garlic, old world pepperoni, Amore Spice, Mike’s Hot Honey, and Fresh Basil
$20.00
Sauce on the Side
Mike’s Hot Honey
$1.75
Marinara 3.5oz
$2.50
Red Sauce 3.5oz
$2.50
Ranch 3.5oz
$2.50
Beverages
Faygo Pop (12oz Can)
The one true Pop.
$2.00
Thirst Mutilator
Billy Strings and Short’s Brewing have been buds since 2013, so spinning and working together on a non-alcoholic beverage just felt sorta natural and good to all of us. Thirst Mutilator is the culmination of our collective desire to leave no thirst unquenched—a citrusy, bubbly, carb and calorie free hop water that is sure to keep you hydrated for multiple sets.
$4.00
Fora by Casamara Club
A strawberry soda with a patchwork of influences ranging from New Orleans cocktail culture to celebratory red drinks, Fora is like stumbling into a secret garden party. Notes of bright red strawberry kissed with tart hibiscus, rhubarb, and spice notes. Real, potent botanicals. 4g sugar, 20 calories. No artificial sweeteners, no added flavors. Always alcohol free.
$3.50
Hop N’ Honey
Hop N’ Honey Water by Mars Brewing is simply made with Citra Hops, local honey from Open Prairie Apiary, and a touch of lemon juice.
$4.00
Isla by Casamara Club
Isla is the mellow ginger leisure soda, inspired by our favorite Caribbean rum & ginger cocktail. It tastes like sunshine after a storm. No over-the-top ginger intensity here, this is more delicate and pleasurable than any ginger drink you’ve ever had. Real, potent botanicals. 4g sugar, 20 calories. No artificial sweeteners, no added flavors. Always alcohol free.
$3.50
City Pop
Better than Coke!
$3.00
DRAM Cardamom & Black Tea Sparkling Water
ALL NATURAL SPARKLING WATER A lightly energizing sparkling water infused with bright notes of cardamom, earthy black tea and a subtle hint of black pepper. Crafted in the Rocky Mountains using 100% organic and natural herbal bitters. NO preservatives, artificial color or so called “natural flavorings.”
$3.50
DRAM Adaptogenic Mushroom Cola
Light and bubbly with a hint of herbal goodness, these are perfect enjoyed cold out of the can or poured over some crispy ice. This drink is clear, and lighter on the palate than other Colas on the market because it’s REAL! May also be employed to settle an upset stomach, enjoyed after a meal to stimulate digestion or used daily for it’s brain and immune boosting herbal benefits! INGREDIENTS Purified carbonated water, Non-GMO glycerin, Shitake*, Chaga*, Reishi*, Cordyceps*, Nutmeg*, Coriander*, Cinnamon*, Lemon peel*, Lime peel*, Orange peel*, Orange blossom*, Vanilla Bean*, Beech Tree Spirit Essence*, Lemon salt. — *Organic ingredients
$3.50
DRAM Lavender & Lemon Balm
A mood mellowing sparkling water with floral notes of Colorado grown lavender flowers paired with the uplifting citrusy aroma of lemon balm. Crafted in the Rocky Mountains using our 100% organic and natural herbal bitters. NO preservatives, artificial color or so called “natural flavorings.” Light and bubbly with a hint of herbal goodness, these are perfect enjoyed cold out of the can or used as a mixer for cocktails/mocktails. May also be employed to settle an upset stomach or enjoyed after a meal to stimulate digestion. INGREDIENTS Purified carbonated water, DRAM Lavender Lemon Balm Bitters (Non GMO glycerine, *lavender flowers, *lemon balm leaves, *lemon peel, *gentian root), lemon salt. * organic ingredients
$3.50