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Simple Simon's Pizza

Simple Simon's Pizza

419 Main St, East Bernard, TX 77435
979-335-7533

Open until 9:00 PM

Full Hours
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    Deals and Coupons

    DealFeatured

    Large Supreme Pizza & Original Calzone

    $24.95

    Deal

    Two Large Single Topping Pizza & 2 Liter Pepsi

    $24.95

    pizza

    Pizza

    Featured

    Supreme Pizza

    Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions & mushrooms.

    $9.99

    Supreme Pizza

    Single Topping Pizza

    $8.99

    Single Topping Pizza
    specialty-pizza

    Specialty Pizza

    Featured

    Triple Cheese Pizza

    Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan cheese baked in a golden crust.

    $10.99

    Triple Cheese Pizza

    Featured

    Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

    80 pepperoni slices. One full pound, layered in thick, melted mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

    The Big Ten Pizza

    Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and bacon.

    $10.99

    The Big Ten Pizza

    Double Decker Pizza

    Double topping, 3 layers of cheese.

    $10.99

    Double Decker Pizza

    Cheeseburger Pizza

    Beef, onions, pickles, and mustard with mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

    $10.99

    Cheeseburger Pizza

    Bacon Chicken Ranch Pizza

    Savory chicken, sizzling bacon, green peppers, and onions all with 100% mozzarella and cheddar cheese on top of our own ranch dressing.

    $10.99

    Bacon Chicken Ranch Pizza

    Veggie Pizza

    Green peppers, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, black olives, and melted mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    Veggie Pizza

    Hawaiian Pizza

    Sizzling bacon, Canadian bacon, and cheese topped with pineapple.

    $10.99

    Hawaiian Pizza

    BBQ Chicken Pizza

    Sweet baby Rays BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, onion, cheddar, and mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    Six Meat Deluxe Pizza

    Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, and bacon.

    $10.99

    Six Meat Deluxe Pizza

    Buffalo Chicken Pizza

    Sweet baby Rays buffalo BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, chicken, cheddar, and mozzarella cheese.

    $11.99

    Triple Pepperoni Pizza

    Cup in char, traditional & deli sliced pepperonis with extra mozzarella.

    $10.99

    Bacon & Cheddar Pizza

    Sizzling bacon, 100% mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

    $10.99

    Bacon & Cheddar Pizza
    breadsticks

    Breadsticks

    Garlic Breadsticks

    $6.99

    Garlic Breadsticks

    Jalapeno Breadsticks

    $6.99

    Jalapeno Breadsticks

    Alpine Breadsticks

    $6.99

    Alpine Breadsticks
    wings

    Wings

    Traditional Wings

    $6.99

    Boneless Wings

    $5.99

    calzones

    Calzones

    Original Calzones

    Pepperoni, sausage, mozzarella & our signature alpine dressing folded & baked golden brown.

    $12.99

    specialty-calzones

    Specialty Calzones

    Supreme Calzone

    Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms & mozzarella.

    $14.99

    Big 8 Calzone

    Italian sausage, pepperoni, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, bacon & mozzarella.

    $14.99

    Cheeseburger Calzone

    Beef, onions, pickles & mustard with mozzarella & cheddar.

    $14.99

    6 Meat Calzone

    Italian sausage, beef, bacon, pepperoni, Canadian bacon & sausage.

    $14.99

    Triple Calzone

    Mozzarella, cheddar & parmesan.

    $14.99

    Chicken Bacon Ranch Calzone

    Chicken, bacon, mozzarella, cheddar & ranch dressing.

    $14.99

    Fiesta Calzone

    Spicy beef, onions, cheddar, black olives, marinara & ranch. Jalapenos by request.

    $14.99

    Build Your Own Calzone

    Choose up to three toppings of your choice baked in a golden crust.

    $14.99

    strombolis-pizzadillas

    Strombolis, & Pizzadillas

    The Great Stromboli

    Canadian bacon, bacon, onions, green peppers & ranch baked into brown crust.

    $13.99

    The Great Stromboli

    Chicken Pizzadilla

    Alpine Sauce, Cheddar, Mozzarella and Chicken

    $5.99

    Chicken Pizzadilla

    Cheese Pizzadilla

    Alpine Sauce, Cheddar, Mozzarella and Extra Cheese

    $5.99

    Cheese Pizzadilla

    Spicy Beeg Pizzadilla

    $5.99

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    Oven Baked Sandwiches

    Comes with pickles & chips.

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    Veggie Sandwich

    Green Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, and Fresh Mushrooms with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Veggie Sandwich

    Ham Sandwich

    Ham with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Ham Sandwich

    Turkey Sandwich

    Turkey with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Turkey Sandwich

    Italian Sub

    Pepperoni and Italian Sausage with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Italian Sub

    Submarine Sandwich

    Ham, Pepperoni with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Submarine Sandwich

    Club Sandwich

    Turkey, Ham, Bacon with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Club Sandwich

    Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

    Chicken, Bacon, Green Peppers, & Onions with Mozzarella Cheese and our signature Ranch

    $7.99

    Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

    Chicken Sandwich

    Chicken with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $7.99

    Chicken Sandwich
    keto-friendly-options

    Keto Friendly Options

    Big 10 Bowl

    $7.99

    Keto Pizza

    $7.99

    desserts

    Desserts

    Cinnamon Breadsticks with Icing

    $6.99

    Apple Cinnamon Pizza

    $8.99

    beverages

    Beverages

    Soda

    $3.29

    Water

    $1.99

    Fountain Soda

    $1.99

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