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Simple Simon's Pizza

Simple Simon's Pizza

419 Main St, East Bernard, TX 77435
979-335-7533

Closed until 11:00 AM

Full Hours

    Opening at 11:00 AM

    Deals and Coupons

    DealFeatured

    Five Large Cheese Pizzas with One Topping

    $49.95

    top-items
    Top Items

    Garlic Sticks with Cheese

    A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with garlic butter sauce

    $5.99

    Garlic Sticks with Cheese

    Club Sandwich

    Turkey, Ham, Bacon with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Club Sandwich

    Calizone

    Pepperoni, sausage, cheese & our secret sauce.

    $7.99

    Calizone

    Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

    80 pepperoni slices. One full pound, layered in thick, melted mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

    Supreme Pizza

    Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions & mushrooms.

    $12.99

    Supreme Pizza

    Baked 10 bowl

    $8.99

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    Pizza

    One Topping Pizza

    Classic cheese or create your own pizza.

    $8.99

    One Topping Pizza

    The Beast Pizza with One Topping

    $59.99


    Supreme Pizza

    Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions & mushrooms.

    $12.99

    Supreme Pizza
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    Specialty Pizza

    The Big Ten Pizza

    Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, and bacon.

    $10.99

    The Big Ten Pizza

    Cheeseburger Pizza

    Beef, onions, pickles, and mustard with mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

    $10.99

    Cheeseburger Pizza

    Veggie Pizza

    Green peppers, onions, mushrooms, jalapenos, black olives, and melted mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    Veggie Pizza

    Hawaiian Pizza

    Sizzling bacon, Canadian bacon, and cheese topped with pineapple.

    $10.99

    Hawaiian Pizza

    Six Meat Deluxe Pizza

    Italian sausage, pepperoni, beef, Canadian bacon, sausage, and bacon.

    $10.99

    Six Meat Deluxe Pizza

    Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

    80 pepperoni slices. One full pound, layered in thick, melted mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    Pepperoni Pounder Pizza

    Bacon & Cheddar Pizza

    Sizzling bacon, 100% mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

    $10.99

    Bacon & Cheddar Pizza

    Double Decker Pizza

    Double topping, 3 layers of cheese.

    $10.99

    Double Decker Pizza

    Bacon Chicken Ranch Pizza

    Savory chicken, sizzling bacon, green peppers, and onions all with 100% mozzarella and cheddar cheese on top of our own ranch dressing.

    $10.99

    Bacon Chicken Ranch Pizza

    Triple Cheese Pizza

    Mozzarella, cheddar, parmesan cheese baked in a golden crust.

    $10.99

    Triple Cheese Pizza

    BBQ Chicken Pizza

    Sweet baby Rays BBQ sauce, chicken, bacon, onion, cheddar, and mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99


    Buffalo Chicken Pizza

    Sweet baby Rays buffalo BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, chicken, cheddar, and mozzarella cheese.

    $10.99

    every-specials
    Every Specials

    Five Large Pizza with One Topping Anytime Party Pack Special

    $49.95

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    Monday Specials
    Only available Monday

    One Large One Topping Pizza Monday Special

    Monday special is available only on Monday.

    $9.99


    Two Sandwiches Monday Special

    Monday special is available only on Monday.

    $10.99

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    Terrific Tuesday Specials
    Only available Tuesday

    One Large Single Topping Pizza & Medium Single Topping Pizza Terrific Tuesday Special

    Tuesday special is available only on Tuesday.

    $20.98


    Any Large Specialty Pizza Terrific Tuesday Special

    Tuesday special is available only on Tuesday.

    $12.99

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    Wacky Wednesday Specials
    Only available 11:00 AM - 8:15 PM

    Great Stromboli Wacky Wednesday Special

    Wednesday special is available only on Wednesday.

    $10.99


    Regular Calizone Wacky Wednesday Special

    Wednesday special is available only on Wednesday.

    $9.99

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    Thirsty Thursday Specials
    Only available Thursday

    Any Large Specialty Pizza & Large One Topping Pizza Thirsty Thursday Special

    Purchase any large pizza and get a large one-topping pizza for $8.99. Thursday special is available only on Thursday.

    $23.98


    Cinnamon Breadsticks with Icing Thirsty Thursday Special

    Thursday special is available only on Thursday.

    $4.99

    everyday-specials
    Everyday Specials

    2 Large 1 Topping Pizzas & 10 Pieces Wings Special

    $29.99

    wings
    Wings

    Traditional Wings

    $5.99


    Boneless Wings

    $5.99

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    Calizones, Strombolis, Rolls & Pizzadillas

    Calizone

    Pepperoni, sausage, cheese & our signature Alpine sauce folded & baked golden brown.

    $7.99

    Calizone

    Cheese Pizzadilla

    Alpine Sauce, Cheddar, Mozzarella and Extra Cheese

    $5.99

    Cheese Pizzadilla

    Chicken Pizzadilla

    Alpine Sauce, Cheddar, Mozzarella and Chicken

    $5.99

    Chicken Pizzadilla

    The Great Stromboli

    Canadian bacon, bacon, onions, green peppers & ranch baked into brown crust.

    $12.99

    The Great Stromboli
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    Specialty Calizones

    Supreme Calizone

    Pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, and mozzarella cheese.

    $13.99

    Supreme Calizone

    Cheeseburger Calizone

    Beef, onions, pickles & mustard with mozzarella & cheddar.

    $13.99

    Cheeseburger Calizone

    Big Eight Calizone

    Italian sausage, pepperoni, sausage, onions, green peppers, mushrooms, black olives, bacon and mozzarella cheese.

    $13.99

    Big Eight Calizone

    Triple Cheese Calizone

    Mozzarella, cheddar & parmesan.

    $13.99


    Fiesta Calizone

    Spicy beef, onions, cheddar, black olives, marinara and ranch. Jalapenos upon request.

    $13.99


    Six Meat Calizone

    Italian sausage, beef, bacon, pepperoni, Canadian bacon & sausage.

    $13.99


    Chicken Bacon Ranch Calizone

    Chicken, bacon, mozzarella, cheddar and ranch dressing.

    $13.99


    Build Your Own Calizone

    Choose up to 3 toppings of your choice. Baked in a golden crust.

    $13.99

    oven-baked-sandwiches
    Oven Baked Sandwiches
    Comes with pickles & chips.

    Ham Sandwich

    Ham with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Ham Sandwich

    Turkey Sandwich

    Turkey with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Turkey Sandwich

    Submarine Sandwich

    Ham, Pepperoni with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Submarine Sandwich

    Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

    Chicken, Bacon, Green Peppers, & Onions with Mozzarella Cheese and our signature Ranch

    $6.99

    Chicken Bacon Ranch Sandwich

    Veggie Sandwich

    Green Peppers, Onions, Black Olives, and Fresh Mushrooms with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Veggie Sandwich

    Italian Sub

    Pepperoni and Italian Sausage with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Italian Sub

    Club Sandwich

    Turkey, Ham, Bacon with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Club Sandwich

    Chicken Sandwich

    Chicken with Mozzarella Cheese and our secret sauce

    $6.99

    Chicken Sandwich
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    Cheese Sticks

    Garlic Sticks with Cheese

    A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with garlic butter sauce

    $5.99

    Garlic Sticks with Cheese

    Alpine Sticks with Cheese

    A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and brushed with our signature Alpine dressing.

    $5.99

    Alpine Sticks with Cheese

    Jalapeno Sticks with Cheese

    A blend of cheeses melted over our delicious dough and topped with Jalapenos.

    $6.78

    Jalapeno Sticks with Cheese

    Cinnamon Bread

    Bread sticks sprinkled with cinnamon and sugar and drizzled with sweet icing.

    $5.99

    Cinnamon Bread
    beverages
    Beverages

    Soda

    $1.99


    Fountain Soda

    $1.89


    Water

    $1.99


    Sweet Tea

    $2.49


    Unsweet Tea

    $2.49

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