Big Humphrey

Cheese Pizza

Our special blend of cheeses and sauce.

$9.45

Regular Pizza

Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef and sausage, and sauce.

$10.45

Veggie Pizza

Our special blend of cheeses, mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced black olives, onions, and sauce.

$12.65

Lotza Meatza Pizza

Beef, sausage, baked ham, bacon, pepperoni, our special blend of cheeses and sauce.

$12.65

Special Pizza

Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef, and sausage, onion, bell peppers, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoni, and sauce.

$13.45

Chalupa Pizza

Our special blend of cheeses, refried beans, beef, and sausage, onions, baked and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives and served with salsa and jalapeños.

$18.95

That's Amore Pizza

Mozzarella cheese, purple onion, sliced tomatoes, Italian sausage links, fresh garlic and basil, drizzled with olive oil.

$19.95

Chicken Alfredo Pizza

Pizza mozzarella, parmesan, and romano cheese, alfredo sauce, sliced char-grilled chicken breast, chopped fresh garlic, and parsley.

$20.95

Pizza Sticks

Strips of sicilian cheese pizza with red sauce eight ranches for dipping. Add any pizza topping.

$8.95

Fried Mozzarella

Hand breaded wangles of mozzarella in italian bread crumbs with red sauce and ranch for dipping.

$8.95

Toasted Ravioli

Breaded cheese filled ravioli with a hint of jalapeño flavor with red sauce and ranch for dipping.

$8.95

Pizza Dip & Flat Bread Chips

Italian chile con queso. A bubbly blend or meats, cheeses, spices topped with tomato and black olives.

$10.95

Antipasti

Served with garlic bread. An assortment of meats, cheeses, and veggies, garnished with whole kalamata olives, pepperoncini, and anchovies. Arranged on a bed of mixed greens, sliced tomato topped with extra virgin olive oil, wine vinegar, and Italian spices.

$14.95

Steak Fries

$3.55

Onion Rings

$3.85

Sweet Potato Fries

$3.85

Potato Chips

$1.15

Ranch Dressing

$0.95

Garden Salad

Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, purple onion, croutons with your choice of dressing.

$5.95

Wop Salad

Humphrey's signature salad. Mixed greens, tomatoes, onion, celery, cucumbers, shredded carrots tossed in italian dressing and topped with our blend of cheeses, black olives, a pepperoncini pepper and kalamata olive, served with garlic toasties.

$8.75

Caesar Salad

Crisp romaine lettuce, purple onion, shredded parmesan, seasoned croutons and our own famous dressing.

$9.75

Rick's Salad

Sliced char-grilled chicken atop our famous Caesar salad tossed with fresh tomatoes and green olives.

$9.75

Garlic Bread Basket

Basket full of deliciously toasted homemade garlic bread.

$3.95

Baked Potato Soup

Topped with with chives, crispy bacon, shredded cheddar, & sour cream. Served with side of garlic bread!

$4.35

Mozzarella Garlic Bread

Garlic bread coved with melted mozzarella with red sauce to dip.

$7.95

Humphrey Burger

World-famous. 1/2 lb. Beef patty grilled and served on a toasted bun, with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions.

$5.75

Double Humphrey Burger

Two 1/2 lb. Beef patties grilled and served on a toasted bun, made with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions.

$8.95

Pizza Burger

1/2 lb. Beef patty grilled and topped with grilled mushrooms, olives, onions, bell peppers, pepperoni, red sauce and mozzarella cheese.

$8.95

Char Grilled Chicken Sandwich

A 6oz. Breast of chicken with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles on a toasted bun.

$7.95

Steak Sandwich

A 6oz. Breaded steak made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles on a toasted bun.

$7.95

Grilled Cheese Sandwich

Three slices of melted American cheese on a toasted bun.

$6.25

Jerry's Bleu Plate

1/2 lb. Beef patty served with sliced tomatoes, crumbled bleu cheese and drizzled with Italian dressing.

$7.95

Pat O' Day's Triple BLT

A mountain of crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.

$7.95

Eggplant Parmigiana

Slices of eggplant battered in italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese.

$13.95

Manicotti

Pasta noodles stuffed with our blend of italian cheese and herbs topped with red sauce and mozzarella sauce.

$12.95

Chicken Parmigiana

8 oz. Breast of chicken dusted in italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese.

$13.95

Grilled Chicken

Two 6 oz. Chicken breasts marinated in our special blend of seasonings, grilled over an open flame.

$14.95

Veal Parmigiana

8 oz. of tender veal cutlets baked in Italian bread crumbs and topped with red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.

$14.95

Italian Chicken Fried Steak

All beef steak battered and fried and topped with red sauce.

$11.95

Country Chicken Fried Steak

All beef steak battered and fried, topped with country gravy and served with steak instead of side pasta.

$11.95

The Best Kept Secret in Pearland

Our 1 lb. Choice of beef rib-eye. Rib-eye rubbed with our special, char-grilled to your preference of doneness, topped with sautéed mushrooms served with your choice of steak fries or vermicelli with red sauce, garden salad, and garlic bread.

$24.95

Traditional Italian Po - Boy

Genoa salami, baked ham, Provolone and American cheese with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and Italian dressing.

$9.95

Meatball Po - Boy

Mama's meatballs in red sauce.

$8.95

Italian Salsicia Po - Boy

Italian sausage links in red sauce.

$8.95

Roast Beef Po - Boy

8 oz. Of marinated beef slowly oven roasted with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.

$9.95

Ham Po - Boy

99 percent fat-free ham grilled and made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.

$8.95

Pasta with Red Sauce

$9.95

Pasta Delight

Vermicelli tossed in fresh garlic, herbs, olive oil and topped with grated Romano cheese.

$10.95

Cole's Pasta

Vermicelli tossed with fresh mushrooms sautéed in butter and garlic.

$13.25

Fettuccine Alfredo

Fettuccine pasta with a creamy alfredo sauce.

$13.45

13 Layer Lasagna

Endless layers of pasta, ground beef, Italian sausage, three Italian cheeses, red sauce, herbs, and spices.

$13.45

Joey's Bread Pudding

Served with bourbon sauce.

$5.95

Tiramisu

$5.95

Traditional Cannoli

$5.95

Chocolate Cannoli

$5.95

Carrot Cake

$5.95

Chocolate Fantasy Cake

$5.95

Italian Cream Cake

$5.95

Fountain Drinks

Coke, diet coke, dr. pepper, sprite.

$2.29

Iced Tea

$2.29

Coffee

$2.29

Big Humphrey's Bottle Root Beer

$2.29

Big Humphrey's Bottle Lemonade

$2.29

Big Humphrey's Bottle Water

$2.29