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Cheese Pizza
Our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
$9.45
Regular Pizza
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef and sausage, and sauce.
$10.45
Veggie Pizza
Our special blend of cheeses, mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced black olives, onions, and sauce.
$12.65
Lotza Meatza Pizza
Beef, sausage, baked ham, bacon, pepperoni, our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
$12.65
Special Pizza
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef, and sausage, onion, bell peppers, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoni, and sauce.
$13.45
Chalupa Pizza
Our special blend of cheeses, refried beans, beef, and sausage, onions, baked and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives and served with salsa and jalapeños.
$18.95
That's Amore Pizza
Mozzarella cheese, purple onion, sliced tomatoes, Italian sausage links, fresh garlic and basil, drizzled with olive oil.
$19.95
Chicken Alfredo Pizza
Pizza mozzarella, parmesan, and romano cheese, alfredo sauce, sliced char-grilled chicken breast, chopped fresh garlic, and parsley.
$20.95
Pizza Sticks
Strips of sicilian cheese pizza with red sauce eight ranches for dipping. Add any pizza topping.
$8.95
Fried Mozzarella
Hand breaded wangles of mozzarella in italian bread crumbs with red sauce and ranch for dipping.
$8.95
Toasted Ravioli
Breaded cheese filled ravioli with a hint of jalapeño flavor with red sauce and ranch for dipping.
$8.95
Pizza Dip & Flat Bread Chips
Italian chile con queso. A bubbly blend or meats, cheeses, spices topped with tomato and black olives.
$10.95
Antipasti
Served with garlic bread. An assortment of meats, cheeses, and veggies, garnished with whole kalamata olives, pepperoncini, and anchovies. Arranged on a bed of mixed greens, sliced tomato topped with extra virgin olive oil, wine vinegar, and Italian spices.
$14.95
Steak Fries
$3.55
Onion Rings
$3.85
Sweet Potato Fries
$3.85
Potato Chips
$1.15
Ranch Dressing
$0.95
Garden Salad
Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, purple onion, croutons with your choice of dressing.
$5.95
Wop Salad
Humphrey's signature salad. Mixed greens, tomatoes, onion, celery, cucumbers, shredded carrots tossed in italian dressing and topped with our blend of cheeses, black olives, a pepperoncini pepper and kalamata olive, served with garlic toasties.
$8.75
Caesar Salad
Crisp romaine lettuce, purple onion, shredded parmesan, seasoned croutons and our own famous dressing.
$9.75
Rick's Salad
Sliced char-grilled chicken atop our famous Caesar salad tossed with fresh tomatoes and green olives.
$9.75
Garlic Bread Basket
Basket full of deliciously toasted homemade garlic bread.
$3.95
Baked Potato Soup
Topped with with chives, crispy bacon, shredded cheddar, & sour cream. Served with side of garlic bread!
$4.35
Mozzarella Garlic Bread
Garlic bread coved with melted mozzarella with red sauce to dip.
$7.95
Humphrey Burger
World-famous. 1/2 lb. Beef patty grilled and served on a toasted bun, with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions.
$5.75
Double Humphrey Burger
Two 1/2 lb. Beef patties grilled and served on a toasted bun, made with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions.
$8.95
Pizza Burger
1/2 lb. Beef patty grilled and topped with grilled mushrooms, olives, onions, bell peppers, pepperoni, red sauce and mozzarella cheese.
$8.95
Char Grilled Chicken Sandwich
A 6oz. Breast of chicken with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles on a toasted bun.
$7.95
Steak Sandwich
A 6oz. Breaded steak made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles on a toasted bun.
$7.95
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Three slices of melted American cheese on a toasted bun.
$6.25
Jerry's Bleu Plate
1/2 lb. Beef patty served with sliced tomatoes, crumbled bleu cheese and drizzled with Italian dressing.
$7.95
Pat O' Day's Triple BLT
A mountain of crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.
$7.95
Eggplant Parmigiana
Slices of eggplant battered in italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese.
$13.95
Manicotti
Pasta noodles stuffed with our blend of italian cheese and herbs topped with red sauce and mozzarella sauce.
$12.95
Chicken Parmigiana
8 oz. Breast of chicken dusted in italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese.
$13.95
Grilled Chicken
Two 6 oz. Chicken breasts marinated in our special blend of seasonings, grilled over an open flame.
$14.95
Veal Parmigiana
8 oz. of tender veal cutlets baked in Italian bread crumbs and topped with red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
$14.95
Italian Chicken Fried Steak
All beef steak battered and fried and topped with red sauce.
$11.95
Country Chicken Fried Steak
All beef steak battered and fried, topped with country gravy and served with steak instead of side pasta.
$11.95
The Best Kept Secret in Pearland
Our 1 lb. Choice of beef rib-eye. Rib-eye rubbed with our special, char-grilled to your preference of doneness, topped with sautéed mushrooms served with your choice of steak fries or vermicelli with red sauce, garden salad, and garlic bread.
$24.95
Traditional Italian Po - Boy
Genoa salami, baked ham, Provolone and American cheese with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and Italian dressing.
$9.95
Meatball Po - Boy
Mama's meatballs in red sauce.
$8.95
Italian Salsicia Po - Boy
Italian sausage links in red sauce.
$8.95
Roast Beef Po - Boy
8 oz. Of marinated beef slowly oven roasted with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.
$9.95
Ham Po - Boy
99 percent fat-free ham grilled and made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.
$8.95
Pasta with Red Sauce
$9.95
Pasta Delight
Vermicelli tossed in fresh garlic, herbs, olive oil and topped with grated Romano cheese.
$10.95
Cole's Pasta
Vermicelli tossed with fresh mushrooms sautéed in butter and garlic.
$13.25
Fettuccine Alfredo
Fettuccine pasta with a creamy alfredo sauce.
$13.45
13 Layer Lasagna
Endless layers of pasta, ground beef, Italian sausage, three Italian cheeses, red sauce, herbs, and spices.
$13.45
Joey's Bread Pudding
Served with bourbon sauce.
$5.95
Tiramisu
$5.95
Traditional Cannoli
$5.95
Chocolate Cannoli
$5.95
Carrot Cake
$5.95
Chocolate Fantasy Cake
$5.95
Italian Cream Cake
$5.95
Fountain Drinks
Coke, diet coke, dr. pepper, sprite.
$2.29
Iced Tea
$2.29
Coffee
$2.29
Big Humphrey's Bottle Root Beer
$2.29
Big Humphrey's Bottle Lemonade
$2.29
Big Humphrey's Bottle Water
$2.29