Our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef and sausage, and sauce.
Our special blend of cheeses, mushrooms, bell peppers, sliced black olives, onions, and sauce.
Lotza Meatza Pizza
Beef, sausage, baked ham, bacon, pepperoni, our special blend of cheeses and sauce.
Our special blend of cheeses, ground beef, and sausage, onion, bell peppers, black olives, mushrooms, pepperoni, and sauce.
Our special blend of cheeses, refried beans, beef, and sausage, onions, baked and topped with lettuce, tomatoes, black olives and served with salsa and jalapeños.
That's Amore Pizza
Mozzarella cheese, purple onion, sliced tomatoes, Italian sausage links, fresh garlic and basil, drizzled with olive oil.
Chicken Alfredo Pizza
Pizza mozzarella, parmesan, and romano cheese, alfredo sauce, sliced char-grilled chicken breast, chopped fresh garlic, and parsley.
Strips of sicilian cheese pizza with red sauce eight ranches for dipping. Add any pizza topping.
Hand breaded wangles of mozzarella in italian bread crumbs with red sauce and ranch for dipping.
Breaded cheese filled ravioli with a hint of jalapeño flavor with red sauce and ranch for dipping.
Pizza Dip & Flat Bread Chips
Italian chile con queso. A bubbly blend or meats, cheeses, spices topped with tomato and black olives.
Served with garlic bread. An assortment of meats, cheeses, and veggies, garnished with whole kalamata olives, pepperoncini, and anchovies. Arranged on a bed of mixed greens, sliced tomato topped with extra virgin olive oil, wine vinegar, and Italian spices.
Sweet Potato Fries
Mixed greens topped with tomatoes, cucumber, carrots, purple onion, croutons with your choice of dressing.
Humphrey's signature salad. Mixed greens, tomatoes, onion, celery, cucumbers, shredded carrots tossed in italian dressing and topped with our blend of cheeses, black olives, a pepperoncini pepper and kalamata olive, served with garlic toasties.
Crisp romaine lettuce, purple onion, shredded parmesan, seasoned croutons and our own famous dressing.
Sliced char-grilled chicken atop our famous Caesar salad tossed with fresh tomatoes and green olives.
Garlic Bread Basket
Basket full of deliciously toasted homemade garlic bread.
Baked Potato Soup
Topped with with chives, crispy bacon, shredded cheddar, & sour cream. Served with side of garlic bread!
Mozzarella Garlic Bread
Garlic bread coved with melted mozzarella with red sauce to dip.
World-famous. 1/2 lb. Beef patty grilled and served on a toasted bun, with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions.
Double Humphrey Burger
Two 1/2 lb. Beef patties grilled and served on a toasted bun, made with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, and onions.
1/2 lb. Beef patty grilled and topped with grilled mushrooms, olives, onions, bell peppers, pepperoni, red sauce and mozzarella cheese.
Char Grilled Chicken Sandwich
A 6oz. Breast of chicken with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles on a toasted bun.
A 6oz. Breaded steak made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles on a toasted bun.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich
Three slices of melted American cheese on a toasted bun.
Jerry's Bleu Plate
1/2 lb. Beef patty served with sliced tomatoes, crumbled bleu cheese and drizzled with Italian dressing.
Pat O' Day's Triple BLT
A mountain of crispy bacon, lettuce, tomato, and mayonnaise on a toasted bun.
Slices of eggplant battered in italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese.
Pasta noodles stuffed with our blend of italian cheese and herbs topped with red sauce and mozzarella sauce.
8 oz. Breast of chicken dusted in italian bread crumbs, baked in light olive oil and topped with red sauce and mozzarella cheese.
Two 6 oz. Chicken breasts marinated in our special blend of seasonings, grilled over an open flame.
8 oz. of tender veal cutlets baked in Italian bread crumbs and topped with red sauce and Mozzarella cheese.
Italian Chicken Fried Steak
All beef steak battered and fried and topped with red sauce.
Country Chicken Fried Steak
All beef steak battered and fried, topped with country gravy and served with steak instead of side pasta.
The Best Kept Secret in Pearland
Our 1 lb. Choice of beef rib-eye. Rib-eye rubbed with our special, char-grilled to your preference of doneness, topped with sautéed mushrooms served with your choice of steak fries or vermicelli with red sauce, garden salad, and garlic bread.
Traditional Italian Po - Boy
Genoa salami, baked ham, Provolone and American cheese with mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles and Italian dressing.
Meatball Po - Boy
Mama's meatballs in red sauce.
Italian Salsicia Po - Boy
Italian sausage links in red sauce.
Roast Beef Po - Boy
8 oz. Of marinated beef slowly oven roasted with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.
Ham Po - Boy
99 percent fat-free ham grilled and made with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles.
Pasta with Red Sauce
Vermicelli tossed in fresh garlic, herbs, olive oil and topped with grated Romano cheese.
Vermicelli tossed with fresh mushrooms sautéed in butter and garlic.
Fettuccine pasta with a creamy alfredo sauce.
13 Layer Lasagna
Endless layers of pasta, ground beef, Italian sausage, three Italian cheeses, red sauce, herbs, and spices.
Joey's Bread Pudding
Served with bourbon sauce.
Chocolate Fantasy Cake
Italian Cream Cake
Coke, diet coke, dr. pepper, sprite.
Big Humphrey's Bottle Root Beer
Big Humphrey's Bottle Lemonade
Big Humphrey's Bottle Water