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Hesher's Pizza is currently ONLY available for PICKUP orders. Delivery is not available until Wed at 4:00 PM.
Hesher's Pizza

Hesher's Pizza

206 Broadway, Oakland, CA 94607
510-990-1598

Open until Wed at 7:30 PM

Full Hours
  • 10% off online orders
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Canadian Tuxedo Pizza

This pizza is why you're here, another Hesher's signature za. You've got blueberries, bleu cheese, and bacon that together provide an insanely indescribable flavor. Long live the Canadian Tuxedo! Rip Cliff.

$27.00

Canadian Tuxedo Pizza

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Tombmold Pizza

Fresh mushrooms, jalapenos, and Kalamata olives finished with basil. Provide +6 XP, +2 mana, but yields poison effect. Spicy!

$27.00

Tombmold Pizza

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Mortician Pizza

Long live the new flesh! Hesher's all meat pizza that'll satisfy that lust for flesh. Generous amounts of pepperoni, sausage, and bacon while each slice is garnished with the finest, thinnest slices of prosciutto.

$27.00

Mortician Pizza

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Hesh Law Pizza

We’re laying down the law with garlic, onion, basil, pepperoni, sausage, kalamata olives, mushrooms, and serrano peppers to crush all enemies and reign supreme over all supremes. Let us know if you want habanero peppers on there. We ‘ll sub’em for the serranos, polecat. THE ZA IS THE LAW! HESH LAW!

$27.00

Hesh Law Pizza

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Coffins Choice Pizza

Arguably, one of the greatest topping combinations to die for jalapenos, pepperoni, garlic, bacon, and pineapple. Death, that sweet spice of life!

$27.00

Coffins Choice Pizza

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Meat Fungus Pizza

Straightforward solid combo of homegrown sausage and fresh mushrooms. For this, we make an exception. Add one other topping. No extra charge. Thrash!

$27.00

Meat Fungus Pizza

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Pepperoni Pizza

The old standby. At least 25 pepperonis blanketed and crisped to bring you into pizza Valhalla. All you need now is a beer, doofus!

$27.00

Pepperoni Pizza

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Maquahuitl Pizza

Hesher's signature pizza. Diced onion, corn, cherry tomato, and serrano peppers finished with cotija, cilantro, and tajin. Squirt that lime on there, dude. It's time to swing that Aztec sword!

$27.00

Maquahuitl Pizza

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The Zorba Pizza

Another signature Hesher's za. This is a Greek-styled pizza from the labyrinths of create topped with feta cheese, garlic, thin slices of tomato, Kalamata olives, pine nuts, and basil. ya mas!

$27.00

The Zorba Pizza

Make Your Own Pizza

Create your own pizza! Simply type in the toppings you want in the SPECIAL REQUEST section and we'll make sure you're taken care of. Yes, you can add as many of our topping choices as you want... you’re allowed to ruin your own damn pizza. What?! We're not your dad!

$32.00

Make Your Own Pizza

Cheese Master Pizza

The gold standard of pizzas. This one is simple: a special Hesher blend of real good cheese that tastes good... if you wanted a bunch of buzzword bullshit to describe it, you’re in the wrong place, bud.

$27.00

Cheese Master Pizza

The Insert Credit Pizza

Show me a hesher and I’ll show you their copy of NHLPA Hockey ‘93 for the Sega Genesis. Hesher’s is proud to be in league with the legendary Oakland based game forum INSERT CREDIT by offering their pizza: sliced black olives, garlic, and vegan sausage on top of a 4-cheese medley. *MARIO COIN NOISE*

$27.00

Fantasy Lane - BAND PIZZA 1

A lane of pepperoni runs down the center surrounded by cashew gravel (nuts), giving way to green jalapenos near the crust. And, a side of booger sugar (parm). Ride the snake! A portion of the sales of this signature pizza go directly to the band because - baby - life on the road, playing music ain’t easy. Every little bit helps.

$30.00

Fantasy Lane - BAND PIZZA 1

The False Pizza

It looks like cheese, tastes like sausage, and smells like pizza... But! It's vegan: vegan cheese, vegan sausage, mushroom, and garlic, finished with tasty basil! Now, name five of their songs! - We are currently out of vegan cheese!!!

$27.00

The False Pizza

MUTATE - BAND PIZZA 4

PEPPERONI, GARLIC, ONION, SAUSAGE, BLACK OLIVES, STUFFED CRUST Let us know if you want HABANEROS added to it!

$30.00

MUTATE - BAND PIZZA 4

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