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Low Brow Pizza & Beer

Low Brow Pizza & Beer

3148 Tamiami Trail E, Naples, FL 34112
239-529-6919

Closed until 12:00 PM

Full Hours

Opening at 12:00 PM

pizza
Pizza

Maggie Pizza

Sauce, mozzarella, parm, basil... it’s a classic.

$14.50

Maggie Pizza

Maggie's Brother Pizza

Same stuff as maggie with fennel chili sausage.

$16.00


Meatfest Pizza

Porker BBQ brisket, hot gute sausage chorizo, pork belly, pulled pork.

$17.50


The Porker Pizza

BBQ pork, pork belly, pineapple, jalapeno, pickled red onion, cotija.

$17.00

The Porker Pizza

Pepper-Bro-ni Pizza

Smoked brisket, pepperoni, ricotta, garlic mushrooms, charred onion.

$17.50


Broccoli Rob Pizza

Broccoli rabe, roasted garlic, basil, our house sausage, mozzarella, lemon crumbs.

$16.00

Broccoli Rob Pizza

Cheesus H. Crust Pizza

A super cheesy, 6-cheese pie. parmesan cream base, fresh mozzarella, aged mozzarella, caciocavallo, ricotta. (Pro tip: Add our house sausage to this one!)

$17.00


Cortez the Killer Pizza

Chorizo, roasted potato, sweet corn, creme fraiche, scallion, lime mayo, cilantro, cotija, chilies.

$16.50

Cortez the Killer Pizza

Facemelter Pizza

Pepperoni arrabiata, hot coppa, mozzarella, ricotta, sweet chillies, hot honey.

$16.50

Facemelter Pizza

Vedge Out Pizza

Our Vedge Out pizza changes weekly, please call the restaurant to inquire about our Vedge Out available today.

$16.50

Vedge Out Pizza

Snowflake Pizza (Build Your Own)

YOU DO YOU! It will already be topped with our house sauce and mozzarella, choose your toppings below. PLEASE NOTE****Our pies are best with 3-4 toppings, we DO NOT recommend more than 4 additions for our style of pizza

$14.50

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Not Pizza

Dunks...Fo Yo Pizza

Dipping sauces for your crust... all made-in-house. Pepperoni arrabbiata, parmesan queso, house blue cheese, ranch, garlic butter, marinara. (choose your dunks)

$1.50


Pizza Bones

A must have! Fried and wood-fired pizza crust, garlic butter, parm, parm-black pepper queso, house red sauce.

$10.00

Pizza Bones

Pizzeria Side Salad

Greens, veggies, mozzarella, olive with red wine vinaigrette on the side.

$6.50


Dad Bod Salad

Crispy lettuce, fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, pickled onions, banana peppers, olives, fancy slicer Italian salami, pizza bone croutons, house-made red wine vinaigrette, Parmesan.

$14.00

Dad Bod Salad

Beach Bod Salad

Same as our Dad Bod, but an individual portion size. Crispy lettuce, fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, pickles onions, banana peppers, olives, fancy slicer salumi, fresh pizza bone croutons, red wine vinaigrette, parmesan.

$10.00

Beach Bod Salad

House Caesar Salad

Just a Caesar salad. made with love and romaine and kale Pizza bone croutons and our house lemony Caesar dressing. (dressing served on the side)

$10.00

House Caesar Salad

Taters Gonna Tate

Gluten-free. Smashed & crispy fried Yukon gold potatoes, smoked pimento cheese, pork shoulder bacon, scallions, hot honey, Served with 'bama sauce on the side.

$13.50


House Balls

Our house brisket & pork meatballs, topped with house red sauce, parmesan cheese, served with fry bread.

$14.00


Cheeky Parm

Not your grandma's chicken parm sandwich... Fried chicken thigh, pepperoni arrabbiata, fresh mozzarella, aged mozzarella, parmesan cream, giardiniera, garlic butter hoagie, served with housemade cheezy tots.

$15.00


Bovine Love

Brisket smash burger, industry BBQ brisket, smoked pimento cheese, slaw, secret sauce on toasted brioche with tots.

$15.00

Bovine Love

Ranch Tots

They're addicting, trust us!

$7.50

Ranch Tots
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Wings

The O.G. Smoked Wings

The whole wings, smoked & dry-rubbed, celery, blue cheese, ranch crack. MARKET PRICE******

$15.00

The O.G. Smoked Wings

Fusterclucks Wings

Our version of Buffalo wings! Splits, breaded, Calabrian house chili buffalo sauce, celery, blue cheese ranch crack.

$16.00

Fusterclucks Wings

Garlic Parm Wings

Splits, fried & wood charred, garlic butter, lemon crumbs, parm.

$16.00

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