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Mark Twain's Pizza is currently ONLY available for PICKUP orders.
Mark Twain's Pizza

Mark Twain's Pizza

2035 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005

Open until 9:00 PM

Full Hours

    Deals and Coupons


    Large Cheese Pizza & a Cheese Bread

    For the regular price of one large cheese pizza.


    Made To Order Pizza
    Choose from our traditional, whole wheat, gluten-free, or cauliflower crusts.

    Cheese Pizza

    Classic cheese or create your own pizza.


    Pizza Specialties of The House
    Choose from our traditional, whole wheat, gluten-free, or cauliflower crusts.

    Creole Pizza

    A delicious combination of succulent shrimp, andouille, crabmeat, and zucchini.


    Huck Finn Pizza

    Sliced fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, and black olives.


    Life on The Mississippi Pizza

    Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, sausage, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, jalapeno peppers and anchovies.


    Innocents Abroad Italian Pizza

    Genoa salami, Italian sausage, fresh ripe tomatoes, and artichokes, sprinkled with fresh basil.


    Innocents Abroad Italian Pizza

    The Danno Hawaiian Pizza

    A tropical combination of Canadian bacon, bell peppers, and pineapple.


    The Mysterious Stranger Pizza

    Spinach, feta cheese, choice of Canadian bacon or Charisse (hot sausage), and your choice of vegetable.


    The Mysterious Stranger Pizza

    Samuel Clemens Pizza

    A perfect meat-lovers combination of pepperoni, Canadian bacon, ground beef, Italian sausage, and extra cheese.


    Barbeque Chicken Pizza

    BBQ sauce with julienne mesquite chicken breast, green peppers, onions, and tomatoes.


    Deluxe Pizza

    Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, and extra cheese.



    Buffalo Wings

    A combination of wings and drummettes covered with delicious spicy glaze, baked to perfection, and served with homemade ranch dressing wing sauce.


    Famous Bread Stix

    Eight ounces of short, hand crafted bread stix, basted with garlic butter and parmesan cheese, served with ranch dressing or marinara sauce.


    Chicken Bites

    Tender chunks of whole boneless chicken breast, lightly seasoned, breaded and baked, served with homemade ranch dressing.


    Baked French Fries

    Twelve ounces of crispy baked sidewinder potato fries served with our own cheddar cheese sauce.


    Cheese Sticks

    Our pizza crust cut in strips then topped with garlic sauce and melted mozzarella cheese.


    Cheese Sticks

    Seafood Gumbo

    A scrumptious combination of fresh LA shrimp, vegetables, and a blend of various spices served with rice.



    Antipasto Salad

    A savory combination of black olives, Swiss cheese, genoa salami, artichokes, and our homemade olive salad on a bed of iceberg lettuce, topped with a ladle of our Italian dressing.


    Aunt Polly’s Salad

    A bed of crisp iceberg lettuce and spring mix topped with ripe plum tomatoes, cucumbers, green onions, and Genoa salami, finished with red wine vinaigrette dressing.


    Sammy’s Caesar Salad

    Fresh romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade croutons, ripe plum tomatoes, parmesan romano cheese blend, and our tasty caesar dressing.


    Mark Twain’s Salad

    Fresh iceberg lettuce with red onions, homemade olive salad, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoncini peppers, drizzled with Italian dressing.


    Becky Thatcher’s Salad

    A tasty, cold pasta salad made with al dente rainbow pasta, succulent shrimp, black olives, and mushrooms tossed in Italian dressing.



    Cheese Calzone


    Po' Boys Sandwiches
    Available from 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Calavera’s County Ham & Cheese Po’ Boy Sandwich

    Thinly sliced, lean, and juicy ham with melted Swiss cheese and mayo, served hot on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.


    Jim’s Roast Beef Po’ Boy Sandwich

    Our tender roast beef is slowly cooked in our chamber ovens to ensure juicy and flavored beef, thinly sliced and served with mayo on fresh French bread, covered with homemade gravy, then dressed with lettuce and tomato.


    Tom Sawyer’s Shrimp Po’ Boy Sandwich

    Delicious sautéed (not fried) shrimp with a distinct garlic taste, served with mayo on fresh French bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.


    Andouille Sausage Po’ Boy Sandwich

    Cajun smoked sausage with sautéed onions, bell peppers, and melted provolone cheese, with mayo and creole mustard on fresh French bread.


    Brad Roth Meatball Po’ Boy Sandwich

    2, three-ounce, delicious meatballs made with pork and beef, sliced then dressed with provolone cheese and zesty meatball sauce. Lettuce, tomato, and mayo are available upon request.


    Available from 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

    Smoked Turkey Sandwich

    Thinly sliced, mesquite-smoked turkey and mayo baked on fresh French bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.


    Muff Potter Muffaletta Sandwich

    A traditional favorite... Nine-inch round Italian bread with our homemade olive salad, genoa salami, ham, mozzarella, and provolone cheese.



    New York Cheesecake

    Smooth and creamy in a graham cracker crust, topped with your choice of caramel or chocolate syrup ~ made exclusively by the cheesecake factory.


    Messy Sundae

    Enough to share! We start with a big glass, fill it with plenty of vanilla ice cream, then pour on the gooey chocolate until it runs over the sides, caramel and blueberries, we finish it with whipped topping, nuts, and a cherry - yummy!!!



    Coke Pick Up






    Luzianne Iced Tea




    Pink Lemonade


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