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Mark Twain's Pizza

Mark Twain's Pizza

2035 Metairie Rd, Metairie, LA 70005
504-502-7204

Open until 8:45 PM

Full Hours
  • 5% off online orders
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Deals and Coupons

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Large Cheese Pizza & a Cheese Bread

For the regular price of one large cheese pizza.

$20.99

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Made To Order Pizza

Choose from our traditional, whole wheat, gluten-free, or cauliflower crusts.

Cheese Pizza

Classic cheese or create your own pizza.

$10.99

Cheese Pizza
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Pizza Specialties of The House

Choose from our traditional, whole wheat, gluten-free, or cauliflower crusts.

Creole Pizza

A delicious combination of succulent shrimp, andouille, crabmeat, and zucchini.

$14.99

Creole Pizza

The Mysterious Stranger Pizza

Spinach, feta cheese, choice of Canadian bacon or Charisse (hot sausage), and your choice of vegetable.

$12.99

The Mysterious Stranger Pizza

Huck Finn Pizza

Sliced fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, and black olives.

$14.99

Samuel Clemens Pizza

A perfect meat-lovers combination of pepperoni, Canadian bacon, ground beef, Italian sausage, and extra cheese.

$14.99

Samuel Clemens Pizza

Life on The Mississippi Pizza

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, sausage, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, onions, black olives, jalapeno peppers and anchovies.

$14.99

Life on The Mississippi Pizza

Barbeque Chicken Pizza

BBQ sauce with julienne mesquite chicken breast, green peppers, onions, and tomatoes.

$11.99

Barbeque Chicken Pizza

Innocents Abroad Italian Pizza

Genoa salami, Italian sausage, fresh ripe tomatoes, and artichokes, sprinkled with fresh basil.

$12.99

Innocents Abroad Italian Pizza

Deluxe Pizza

Pepperoni, Canadian bacon, fresh mushrooms, green peppers, red onions, and extra cheese.

$11.99

The Danno Hawaiian Pizza

A tropical combination of Canadian bacon, bell peppers, and pineapple.

$11.99

The Danno Hawaiian Pizza
appetizers

Appetizers

Buffalo Wings

A combination of wings and drummettes covered with delicious spicy glaze, baked to perfection, and served with homemade ranch dressing wing sauce.

$18.99

Baked French Fries

Twelve ounces of crispy baked sidewinder potato fries served with our own cheddar cheese sauce.

$6.99

Famous Bread Stix

Eight ounces of short, hand crafted bread stix, basted with garlic butter and parmesan cheese, served with ranch dressing or marinara sauce.

$7.99

Cheese Sticks

Our pizza crust cut in strips then topped with garlic sauce and melted mozzarella cheese.

$8.99

Cheese Sticks

Chicken Bites

Tender chunks of whole boneless chicken breast, lightly seasoned, breaded and baked, served with homemade ranch dressing.

$7.99

soups

Soups

Seafood Gumbo

A scrumptious combination of fresh LA shrimp, vegetables, and a blend of various spices served with rice.

$6.99

salads

Salads

Antipasto Salad

A savory combination of black olives, Swiss cheese, genoa salami, artichokes, and our homemade olive salad on a bed of iceberg lettuce, topped with a ladle of our Italian dressing.

$11.99

Mark Twain’s Salad

Fresh iceberg lettuce with red onions, homemade olive salad, mozzarella cheese, and pepperoncini peppers, drizzled with Italian dressing.

$11.99

Aunt Polly’s Salad

A bed of crisp iceberg lettuce and spring mix topped with ripe plum tomatoes, cucumbers, green onions, and Genoa salami, finished with red wine vinaigrette dressing.

$11.99

Aunt Polly’s Salad

Becky Thatcher’s Salad

A tasty, cold pasta salad made with al dente rainbow pasta, succulent shrimp, black olives, and mushrooms tossed in Italian dressing.

$11.99

Sammy’s Caesar Salad

Fresh romaine lettuce tossed with our homemade croutons, ripe plum tomatoes, parmesan romano cheese blend, and our tasty caesar dressing.

$11.99

calzones

Calzones

Cheese Calzone

$9.99

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Po' Boys Sandwiches

Available from 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

Calavera’s County Ham & Cheese Po’ Boy Sandwich

Thinly sliced, lean, and juicy ham with melted Swiss cheese and mayo, served hot on fresh french bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$11.99

Andouille Sausage Po’ Boy Sandwich

Cajun smoked sausage with sautéed onions, bell peppers, and melted provolone cheese, with mayo and creole mustard on fresh French bread.

$12.99

Jim’s Roast Beef Po’ Boy Sandwich

Our tender roast beef is slowly cooked in our chamber ovens to ensure juicy and flavored beef, thinly sliced and served with mayo on fresh French bread, covered with homemade gravy, then dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$11.99

Brad Roth Meatball Po’ Boy Sandwich

2, three-ounce, delicious meatballs made with pork and beef, sliced then dressed with provolone cheese and zesty meatball sauce. Lettuce, tomato, and mayo are available upon request.

$11.99

Tom Sawyer’s Shrimp Po’ Boy Sandwich

Delicious sautéed (not fried) shrimp with a distinct garlic taste, served with mayo on fresh French bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$13.99

sandwiches

Sandwiches

Available from 11:00 AM - 9:00 PM

Smoked Turkey Sandwich

Thinly sliced, mesquite-smoked turkey and mayo baked on fresh French bread dressed with lettuce and tomato.

$12.99

Muff Potter Muffaletta Sandwich

A traditional favorite... Nine-inch round Italian bread with our homemade olive salad, genoa salami, ham, mozzarella, and provolone cheese.

$12.99

desserts

Desserts

New York Cheesecake

Smooth and creamy in a graham cracker crust, topped with your choice of caramel or chocolate syrup ~ made exclusively by the cheesecake factory.

$7.99

Messy Sundae

Enough to share! We start with a big glass, fill it with plenty of vanilla ice cream, then pour on the gooey chocolate until it runs over the sides, caramel and blueberries, we finish it with whipped topping, nuts, and a cherry - yummy!!!

$9.99

beverages

Beverages

Coke Pick Up

$3.99

Luzianne Iced Tea

$3.39

Soda

$3.29

Snapple

$2.99

Barq's

$3.39

Pink Lemonade

$3.29

luncheon-special

Luncheon Special

Only available 11:00 AM - 2:00 PM

Small Two Toppings Pizza & 20 oz. Drink Lunch

$10.99

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