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Classic Cheese (BYO) Pizza

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. Toppings extra.

House -BYO Fries

Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli.

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Burrrrrata Pizza

A whole f%cking burrata on every slice. Pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil.

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Tikka Pizza

Sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro.

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Ay Dios Mio Pizza

Chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

Classic Cheese (BYO) Pizza

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. Toppings extra.

Oy Vey Pizza

8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti.

Moonshiner Pizza

Marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.

Swine Fighter Pizza

I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch

Og Vegan Pizza

Marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, numu vegan mozzarella, fresh basil.

Vegan Pinky Pizza

Spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

Taco Taco Taco Pizza

Now available everyday, gtfooh, nah, fo real, by the slice too! Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have.

Mex-Corn Husker Pizza

Roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.

Lobsta Roll Pizza

Steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust.

Magic Mushroom Pizza

Truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley.

Pancho Franco Pizza

Grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips.

Pumpkin Butta

Ooh Laa Laa Pizza

French onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley.

Shogun Shadowboxer Pizza

Black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.

Bless Yer Heart Pizza

Homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey.

Supreme Tang Pizza

Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch.

Beastiality Pizza

10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara.

Winger Pizza

Serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery.

House Pizza

Spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie.

Grumpy Gramps Pizza

Sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball.

All Chop Caesar Pizza

Dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino.

Shitfaced Chicken Pizza

Beer battered chicken, honey stout BBQ, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar.

Pepe Le Pizza

Cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo.

Heart Attack Pizza

Buffalo chicken mac & cheese, dry aged mozzarella, smoked bacon, buttermilk ranch.

CBR On Roids Pizza

Dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips.

Gindolune Pizza

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust.

Wah Gwan Pizza

Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch.

Pope Leo Pizza

Pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch.

Da North Shore Pizza

Mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce.

I Will Smash You Pizza

Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion.

Half & Half Pizza

4 Dough Pizza Making Kit

Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tony’s sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card.

Classic Cheese Pizza Slice

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo.

Pepe Le Pizza Slice

House white pie...cacio pepe style. Cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged Mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, Evo.

Pumpkin Butta Slice

Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo.

CBR On Roids Pizza Slice

Dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips.

Jerzey Fist Pump Pizza Slice

Spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino.

Bless Yer Heart Pizza Slice

Homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey.

Beastiality Pizza Slice

10 meats ravaged by mozzarella.

Winger Pizza Slcie

Buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery.

Burrata Pizza Slice

A whole f%cking burrata on every slice. Pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano Reggiano, Calabrian & long hot chili oil.

I Will Smash You Pizza Slice

Sesame cryst, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onions.

Da North Shore Pizza Slice

Mochiko fried garlic & butter Hawaiian north shore shrimp, Calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked Mutz, aloha sauce.

Ay Dios Mio Vegan Pizza Slice

Chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.

Cheezy Garlic Bread

With a side of marinara or vodka sauce.

Fresh Sea Salt Original Mozzarella

Hand-pulled Daily.

Punkin Spice Churros

Vampire Garlic Knots

With choice of sauce.

Chicken Tenders & Fries

Hand battered chicken tenders with honey mustard dipping sauce.

Vegan Vampire Garlic Knots

Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks

Creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust.

Chimichurri Mozzarella Sticks

Cilantro & garlic chimichurri mozzarella with garlic pecorino crust.

Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Sticks

Spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust.

Mozzarella Stick Sampler

One of each, 6 sticks total.

Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks

Cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust.

Satan’s Hell Sticks

Black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust.

Smoked Mozzarella Sticks

Hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust.

Angry Bee

Mike‘s honey fresh mutz & mike’s hot honey caramelized crust. Mike’s hot honey dipping sauce.

Truffle Mozzarella Sticks

Black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust.

Dat Wiri

Guyanese golden butta flop patty crust & wiri wiri peppa‘ fresh mutz wah gwan curry ranch dipping sauce.

House -BYO Fries

Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli.

Winger Fries

Buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery.

Barbarian Fries

Coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella.

Monopoly Fries

Ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses.

S#itfaced Fries

Honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos.

Bastardo Fundito Fries

Chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro.

Elote Fries

Roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.

Crustacean Fries

Jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley.

Uptown Cobb Salad

Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

Hotness Salad

Romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

Headless Horseman Salad

Pueblito Salad

Romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.

Boken Girl Salad

Arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

Side of Garden Salad

Byo. Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.

Mike's Hot Honey K-Cup

Ole Sauce Side

'Roni Grease Ranch Side

Passover Sauce Side

Bayou Butter Side

Pesto Ranch Sauce Side

Blue Cheese Sauce Side

S#itfaced Sauce Side

Buffalo Sauce Side

Siam Satay Sauce Side

Caveman Sauce Side

Smash Sauce Side

Chili Spread Side

Thai Ranch Sauce Side

Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side

Tikka Sauce Side

Coolest Ranch Sauce Side

Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side

Dill Ranch Sauce Side

Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side

Garlic Mayo Sauce Side

Vegan Ole Sauce Side

Green Chutney Side

Vegan Pink Sauce Side

Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side

Vodka Sauce Side

Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side

Volcano Smoked Wiz

Lemon Vinaigrette

Winger Sauce Side

Marinara Sauce Side

Red Pepper Flakess

Ketchup

Parmesan Cheese

Joe Chips

Oregano

Garlic Knots

Shaolin Assassin Wings

Shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, Szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.

Siam Satay Wings

Pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro.

Mol-Ehhhhyyy Wings

Black oaxacan mole: chili, chocolate & spices, toasted pumpkin seed.

Stingerz - Hot Honey Wings

Habanero hot honey.

Lucifer Wings

Ghost-scorpion-reaper face melting death, scallion.

Dirty South - Lemon Pepper Wings

Lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley.

Winger - House Buffalo Wings

Serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. Celery.

Ole Wings

Chipotle sauce, cilantro.

Bayou Wings

Bayou butter, parsley.

Plain Wings

Shitfaced Wings

Honey stout BBQ, crushed fritos.

Tikka Wings

Tikka masala, green chutney, cilantro.

The Commission Sub

Calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinaigrette, seeded roll.

Capr-A-C Sub

Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino.

Miss 'Merica Sub

Smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinaigrette.

Ole Sub

Mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso Oaxaca string cheese.

Shoobie Sub

Fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips.

Bumblin' Bee Sub

Angry bee mad mutz® sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in mike’s hot honey tb mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips.

Ducktown Melt

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread.

Teka The Shaka Sub

Hawaiian north shore mea weliweli! Mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tony’s favorite sub!

Da Ruler Sub

Burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzarella, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!

Boloney Rex Sub

Pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce.

Jerzey Jezebel Sub

Nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw.

Chopped Patty Sub

Jamaican beef patty chopped cheese wiz scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom Jamaican curry fresh Mutz straight from di laboratory.

Boken-Boy Sub

Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette.

Miss Siam Sub

Rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozzarella, sesame.

Diving Buffalo Sub

Serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery.

LPP Sub

Lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley.

Flying Guillotine Sub

Sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion.

The Snuggla Sub

Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust.

Brotherly Love Sub

Ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried NJlong hot pepper.

Oui Oui "Wee Wee" Sub

French onion cheesesteak. French onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley.

Build Your Own Sub

Put whatever the f#ck you want on it!

Bubbe's Bad Leroy Sub

8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions.

Geppetto Sub

House parm sub. Salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil.

Crabby Killer Sub

Jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley.

Vegan Ole Sub

House-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese.

Lobsta Trap Sub

Steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt.

Jawnzin' Sub

Sicilian chili spread, massive italian fennel sausage, smoked mutz, sauteed caramelized fennel & spicy chili oil.

Thundercat Sub

Chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion.

Garden State Porkway Sub

Shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection with caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz.

Punjabo Sub

Tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll.

Truffle Muncher Sub

Mad mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley.

Squash Tha Beef Sub

Marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo.

Tio Bastardo Sub

Shitfaced 3000 Sub

Beer battered bird, honey stout BBQ, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos.

Boylans

Water

Full Sub Box Catering

Choose 8 subs.

Tender & Fries Box Catering

Tenders & fries with choice of dipping sauce.

Salad Box Catering

Mozzarella Sticks Box Catering

Wings Box Catering

Mac Ball Box Catering