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2 X-large 18'' Cheese pizzas & 10 wings your choice & mozzarella sticks.
$50
Popular Items
Classic Cheese (BYO) Pizza
Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. Toppings extra.
$13.00
House -BYO Fries
Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli.
$6.00
Pizza
Classic Cheese (BYO) Pizza
Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo. Toppings extra.
$13.00
Swine Fighter Pizza
I can't be everywhere. But they don't know where I am. We have a pizza now, for when I'm needed. When that pepperoni hits the pie, it's not just a call- it's a warning…you ‘bout to get f#ckeg up! Ridiculous amounts of crispy pepperoni, dry aged, smoked & fresh mozzarella topped with a roundhouse kick of Villan blood ranch
$29.00
Moonshiner Pizza
Marinara or vodka sauce, fresh or smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano.
$16.00
Og Vegan Pizza
Marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, numu vegan mozzarella, fresh basil.
$25.00
Burrrrrata Pizza
A whole f%cking burrata on every slice. Pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil.
$29.00
Vegan Pinky Pizza
Spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella.
$25.00
Tikka Pizza
Sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro.
$22.00
Taco Taco Taco Pizza
Now available everyday, gtfooh, nah, fo real, by the slice too! Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about! With over 100 million views on youtube, this one is a must-have.
$50.00
Ay Dios Mio Pizza
Chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$25.00
Lobsta Roll Pizza
Steamed maine lobsta, drawn butter, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt, butter crust.
$39.00
Mex-Corn Husker Pizza
Roasted corn, mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.
$20.00
Pancho Franco Pizza
Grilled chicken, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro, potato chips.
$25.00
Magic Mushroom Pizza
Truffle cream, cremini 'shrooms, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, parsley.
$20.00
Ooh Laa Laa Pizza
French onion soup extra carmelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley.
$22.00
Shogun Shadowboxer Pizza
Black sesame, shaolin garlic & chili fried chicken, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.
$22.00
Bless Yer Heart Pizza
Homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey.
$22.00
Supreme Tang Pizza
Sesame crust, thai satay fried chicken, dry aged mozzarella, cilantro, peanut, sriracha thai ranch.
$22.00
Beastiality Pizza
10 meats ravaged by mutz & nj tomato marinara.
$22.00
Winger Pizza
Serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery.
$19.00
House Pizza
Spicy sicilian chili marinara, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella. Recommended as a square pie.
$22.00
Grumpy Gramps Pizza
Sesame crust, sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball.
$22.00
All Chop Caesar Pizza
Dry aged mutz, chopped romaine, grilled chicken, smoked mutz, chimichurri caesar, crouton dust, pecorino.
$20.00
Shitfaced Chicken Pizza
Beer battered chicken, honey stout BBQ, aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar.
$19.00
Pepe Le Pizza
Cracked black pepper, garlic cream sauce, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, burrata, pecorino, evoo.
$19.00
Heart Attack Pizza
Buffalo chicken mac & cheese, dry aged mozzarella, smoked bacon, buttermilk ranch.
$22.00
CBR On Roids Pizza
Dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips.
$22.00
Gindolune Pizza
Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust.
$22.00
Wah Gwan Pizza
Jamaican beef patty mac-n-cheese stuffed pizza, golden butter crust, scotch bonnet & curry ranch.
$29.00
Pope Leo Pizza
Pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch.
$19.00
Da North Shore Pizza
Mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce.
$29.00
I Will Smash You Pizza
Sesame crust, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onion.
$39.00
Half & Half Pizza
$22.00
Oy Vey Pizza
8 hour burnt end brisket, passover sauce, dry aged mozzarella, babushka beet horseradish, havarti.
$29.00
Pizza Making Kits
4 Dough Pizza Making Kit
Each kit includes everything you need to make 4 12" round pizzas or calzones. Kit includes: pizza dough, fresh homemade mozzarella, shredded dry aged mozzarella, marinated cremini mushrooms, cup & char pepperoni, NJ pizza sauce, tony’s sicilan olive oil, grated pecorino & instruction card.
$50.00
Pizza By The Slice
Classic Cheese Pizza Slice
Classic jersey pie. Marinara sauce, dry aged mutz & evoo.
$3.50
CBR On Roids Pizza Slice
Dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, fried chicken, extra smoked bacon, ‘roni grease ranch, potato chips.
$6.00
Jerzey Fist Pump Pizza Slice
Spicy marinara, fennel sausage, dry aged, fresh & smoked mutz, caramelized fennel, pecorino.
$5.50
Bless Yer Heart Pizza Slice
Homemade buttermilk waffles, fried chicken, smoked bacon, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, hot honey.
$6.00
Beastiality Pizza Slice
10 meats ravaged by mozzarella.
$6.00
Winger Pizza Slcie
Buffalo fried chicken, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery.
$5.00
Burrata Pizza Slice
A whole f%cking burrata on every slice. Pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, fresh basil, shaved parmegano regiano, calabrian & long hot chili oil.
$8.00
I Will Smash You Pizza Slice
Sesame cryst, smash burgers, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, smash sauce, dill pickles, caramelized onions.
$8.00
Da North Shore Pizza Slice
Mochiko fried garlic & butter hawaiian north shore shrimp, calrose sticky rice, dry aged & smoked mutz, aloha sauce.
$8.00
Ay Dios Mio Vegan Pizza Slice
Chipotle mac-n-cheese, mexican string cheese, cilantro. Also available vegan.
$6.00
Pepe Le Pizza Slice
House white pie...cacio pepe style. Cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mutz, stracciatella burrata, pecorino, evoo.
$5.00
Appetizers
Cheezy Garlic Bread
With a side of marinara or vodka sauce.
$10.00
Vampire Garlic Knots
With choice of sauce.
$5.00
Fresh Sea Salt Original Mozzarella
Hand-pulled Daily.
$14.00
Fresh Mozzarella Cheese
Sea Salt Mozzarella Cheese
Original Sea Salt Mozzarella that put us on the map.
$14.00
Original Burrata Cheese
Stuffed mozzarella.
$16.00
Sicilian Chili Mozzarella Cheese
Spicy sicilian chili mozzarella.
$16.00
Pesto
Three times the buttermilk fat of our sea salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
$16.00
Truffle Mozzarella Cheese
Black & white truffle mozzarella.
$16.00
Goat Cheese
Three times the buttermilk fat of our sea salt mozzarella. The best we have ever made.
$16.00
Mad Mutz® Fresh Mozzarella Sticks
Goombah Original Mozzarella Sticks
Creamy mozzarella, jersey italian crust.
$15.00
Mozzarella Stick Sampler
One of each, 6 sticks total.
$17.00
Flamin’ Hot Mozzarella Sticks
Spicy mozzarella & flamin’ hot cheeto crust.
$17.00
Satan’s Hell Sticks
Black carolina reaper mutz, charcoal ghost crust.
$30.00
Pepe! Mozzarella Sticks
Cacio e pepe mozzarella, black pepper pecorino crust.
$15.00
Unicorn
Our famouse rainbow mozzarella sticks! A unicorn died for this...enjoy
$20.00
Smoked Mozzarella Sticks
Hickory smoked mozzarella, smoked pecorino crust.
$15.00
Angry Bee
Mike‘s honey fresh mutz & mike’s hot honey caramelized crust. Mike’s hot honey dipping sauce.
$17.00
Truffle Mozzarella Sticks
Black & white truffle mozzarella, crispy truffle panko crust.
$15.00
Dat Wiri
Guyanese golden butta flop patty crust & wiri wiri peppa‘ fresh mutz wah gwan curry ranch dipping sauce.
$17.00
Chimichurri Mozzarella Sticks
Cilantro & garlic chimichurri mozzarella with garlic pecorino crust.
$15.00
Mac Balls
Cacio Pepe Mac Balls
Black pepper & pecorino macaroni balls.
$12.00
Good-Ol' Balls
Macaroni, creamy cheddar cheese, pretzel crust.
$12.00
Stoner Mac Balls
Dilalini, buffalo sauce, smoked bacon, mozzarella, dorito crust.
$12.00
Mac Ball Sampler
Macaroni, creamy cheddar cheese, pretzel crust.
$13.00
Fry
House -BYO Fries
Plain jane skin-on and delicious. Side of garlic aioli.
$6.00
Winger Fries
Buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery.
$13.00
Barbarian Fries
Coolest ranch, smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella.
$14.00
Monopoly Fries
Ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses.
$15.00
S#itfaced Fries
Honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos.
$14.00
Bastardo Fundito Fries
Chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeño crema, cilantro.
$16.00
Elote Fries
Roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.
$14.00
Crustacean Fries
Jumbo lump crab, bayou butter, fresh mutz, fresh garlic, parsley.
$18.00
Salads
Uptown Cobb Salad
Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00
Pueblito Salad
Romaine, spicy mole grilled chicken, steak, or mushroom, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.
$18.00
Boken Girl Salad
Arugula spring mix, sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.
$18.00
Side of Garden Salad
Byo. Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.
$18.00
Hotness Salad
Romaine, nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.
$18.00
Side Sauce
Mike's Hot Honey K-Cup
$3.00
Ole Sauce Side
$3.00
'Roni Grease Ranch Side
$3.00
Passover Sauce Side
$3.00
Bayou Butter Side
$3.00
Pesto Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00
Blue Cheese Sauce Side
$3.00
S#itfaced Sauce Side
$3.00
Buffalo Sauce Side
$3.00
Siam Satay Sauce Side
$3.00
Caveman Sauce Side
$3.00
Smash Sauce Side
$3.00
Chili Spread Side
$4.00
Thai Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00
Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00
Tikka Sauce Side
$3.00
Coolest Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00
Vegan Chipotle Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00
Dill Ranch Sauce Side
$3.00
Vegan Jalapeno Sauce Side
$3.00
Garlic Mayo Sauce Side
$3.00
Vegan Ole Sauce Side
$3.00
Green Chutney Side
$3.00
Vegan Pink Sauce Side
$3.00
Horseradish Mayo Sauce Side
$3.00
Vodka Sauce Side
$3.00
Jalapeno Mayo Sauce Side
$3.00
Volcano Smoked Wiz
$3.00
Lemon Vinaigrette
$3.00
Winger Sauce Side
$3.00
Marinara Sauce Side
$3.00
Extra Side
Red Pepper Flakess
$0.25
Ketchup
$0.25
Parmesan Cheese
$0.25
Joe Chips
$2.75
Oregano
$0.25
Wings
Shaolin Assassin Wings
Shaolin crispy garlic & chili, sesame seed, szechuan ranch, nori, scallion.
$8.00
Siam Satay Wings
Pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro.
$8.00
Mol-Ehhhhyyy Wings
Black oaxacan mole: chili, chocolate & spices, toasted pumpkin seed.
$8.00
Stingerz - Hot Honey Wings
Habanero hot honey.
$8.00
Lucifer Wings
Ghost-scorpion-reaper face melting death, scallion.
$8.00
Dirty South - Lemon Pepper Wings
Lemon rind & cracked black pepper, pecorino, parsley.
$8.00
Winger - House Buffalo Wings
Serrano, cayanne & guajillo buffalo sauce, shaved. Celery.
$8.00
Ole Wings
Chipotle sauce, cilantro.
$8.00
Bayou Wings
Bayou butter, parsley.
$8.00
Plain Wings
$8.00
Shitfaced Wings
Honey stout BBQ, crushed fritos.
$8.00
Tikka Wings
Tikka masala, green chutney, cilantro.
$8.00
Cold Subs
The Commission Sub
Calabrian chili, soppressata, pistachio mortadella, copa, crispy onion, stracciatella burrata, balsamic honey, lemon vinaigrette, seeded roll.
$15.00
Capr-A-C Sub
Fresh mozzarella, sicilian artichoke cream, tomato, basil, balsamic, tony's sicilian olive oil, pecorino.
$16.00
Miss 'Merica Sub
Smoked turkey, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, tomato, garlic aioli, lemon vinaigrette.
$16.00
Hot Subs
Ole Sub
Mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & queso oaxaca string cheese.
$16.00
Shoobie Sub
Fried chicken, the coolest ranch dressing, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, fresh mutz, potato chips.
$16.00
Bumblin' Bee Sub
Angry bee mad mutz® sticks, fried chicken cutlet, drowned in mike’s hot honey tb mustard sauce, smoked bacon, dry aged mutz & potato chips.
$18.00
Ducktown Melt
Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread.
$17.00
Teka The Shaka Sub
Hawaiian north shore mea weliweli! Mochiko fried garlic hawaiian north shore truck style shrimp, calrose sticky rice, smoked mutz, aloha sauce, parsley pss...its tony’s favorite sub!
$22.00
Da Ruler Sub
Burrata straciatella, short-rib meatballs, vodka sauce, smoked fresh mozzerall, basil, pecorino, toasted seeded roll. Can be made vegan!
$18.00
Boloney Rex Sub
Pull-out game! 8 hour bone-in short-rib, smoked volcano wiz, caveman sauce.
$35.00
Jerzey Jezebel Sub
Nashville fried hot chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mutz, dill aioli, purple slaw.
$17.00
Chopped Patty Sub
Jamican beef patty chopped cheese wiz scotch bonnet an allspice seasoned beef, curry onions, scallions, and custom jamaican curry fresh mutz straight from di laboratory.
$16.00
Boken-Boy Sub
Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mutz, lemon vinaigrette.
$16.00
Miss Siam Sub
Rice noodle, pad thai satay chicken, ‘shroom or ribeye, cilantro, peanut, sriracha ranch, smoked mozzarella, sesame.
$18.00
Diving Buffalo Sub
Serrano, cayanne & guajillo, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella, buttermilk ranch, pickled celery.
$16.00
LPP Sub
Lemon pepper parm: buttermilk fried chicken, lemon pepper sauce, fresh mozzarella, pecorino & parsley.
$16.00
Flying Guillotine Sub
Sesame roll, shaolin garlic & chili sesame oil fried chicken or cauliflower, szechuan ranch, nori, smoked mozzarella, scallion.
$17.00
The Snuggla Sub
Creamy tomato soup, chicken cutlet, extra muenster cheese, smoked bacon, crouton dust.
$17.00
Brotherly Love Sub
Ribeye, sharp wiz, grilled onion, calabrian chili spread, fried NJlong hot pepper.
$16.00
Oui Oui "Wee Wee" Sub
French onion cheesesteak. French onion soup caramelized onions, shaved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley.
$17.00
Build Your Own Sub
Put whatever the f#ck you want on it!
$5.00
Bubbe's Bad Leroy Sub
8 hr brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeño, bubee sauce, beet horseradish, havarti, crispy bloom onions.
$19.00
Geppetto Sub
House parm sub. Salted ricotta, fresh basil, shaved pecorino, seeded roll, extra virgin olive oil.
$16.00
Crabby Killer Sub
Jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mutz, parsley.
$22.00
Vegan Ole Sub
House-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese.
$17.00
Lobsta Trap Sub
Steamed lobsta, garlic aioli, bayou butter, fresh & smoked mutz, celery salt.
$35.00
Jawnzin' Sub
Sicilian chili spread, massive italian fennel sausage, smoked mutz, sauteed caramelized fennel & spicy chili oil.
$18.00
Thundercat Sub
Chicken cutlet, 80’s style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion.
$18.00
Garden State Porkway Sub
Shaved porkroll & ribeye, grilled to perfection with caramelized onions, garlic aioli, long hot peppers, chili spread & extra sharp white wiz.
$18.00
Punjabo Sub
Tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll.
$17.00
Truffle Muncher Sub
Mad mutz® truffle mutz sticks, ribeye, truffle cream sauce, cremini mushroom, burrata, crispy onions, parsley.
$18.00
Squash Tha Beef Sub
Marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo.
$17.00
Tio Bastardo Sub
$17.00
Shitfaced 3000 Sub
Beer battered bird, honey stout BBQ, smoked bacon, aged mutz, sharp cheddar, fritos.
$17.00
Drinks
Boylans
$3.00
Water
$2.00
Joe Tea
$3.50
Catering Menu
Full Sub Box Catering
Choose 8 subs.
$145.00
Tender & Fries Box Catering
Tenders & fries with choice of dipping sauce.
$125.00
Wings Box Catering
$80.00
Mozzarella Sticks Box Catering
$150.00
Salad Box Catering
$100.00
Mac Ball Box Catering
$150.00