Cheese Louise Pizza

Thick cheese blend, organic red sauce, basil.

The Brooklyn Squared Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, pepperoni, sweet pickled jalapenos, Mike’s Hot Honey, basil.

Roni Roni Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Ezzo pepperoni, basil.

Yo Adrian! Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, garlic crema, thin sliced ribeye, mushrooms, green chile, EVOO, arugula, side of yellow hots.

Thicc Rita Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, torn burrata, EVOO, basil.

The Notorious P.I.G. Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Ezzo pepperoni, crispy Boar's Head Bacon, Thicc pineapple, red onion, red top stripes, basil.

The Burqueno Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Ezzo pepperoni, mushroom, green chile, basil.

Some Funghi Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, mushrooms, truffle ricotta, Mike’s Hot Honey, and arugula.

The 8 Mile Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Ezzo pepperoni, red top stripes, ricotta, EVOO, basil.

Thicc Hawt Chick Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, roasted chicken, gorgonzola, crispy Boar’s Head bacon, house-made dill pickles, Thicc buffalo sauce, and arugula.

The G.O.A.T. Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, Boar’s Head serrano chorizo, caramelized onion, Boar’s Head crispy bacon, goat cheese crumbles, Mike’s Hot Honey, and arugula.

The Thicc Slim Veggie Pizza

THICC cheese blend, pesto, spinach, mushroom, red onion, black olive, artichoke hearts, cherry tomato, finished with a generous drizzle of our house-made balsamic vinegar and fresh arugula.

Thicc Supreme Pizza

Thicc cheese blend, organic red sauce, Keller’s Farms Hot Italian sausage, Ezzo pepperoni, green chile, black olive, red onion, basil, side of banana pepper rings.

The Thicc Slim Vegan Pizza

Garlic oil, spinach, mushroom, red onion, black olive, artichoke hearts, cherry tomato, finished with a generous drizzle of our house-made balsamic vinegar and fresh arugula. (No cheese)

Thicc Bread Stixx

Thicc Stixx Cheesey Stixx

All Greeked Out Salad

Green leaf, English cucumber, cherry tomato, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, red onion, feta, and our house-made Greek dill vinaigrette.

All Hail the Caesar Salad

Green Leaf, shaved parm, black pepper, and our house-made THICC Ceasar dressing.

Boylan Bottling Co. Soda

Thicc Floats

A delicious treat of vanilla small batch non-GMO gelato with a pour-over soda and a generous tower of whipped cream.

Zia NM Native Soda