Classic NJ Pizza

Classic jersey pie, nj tomato marinara, dry aged or vegan mozzarella & evoo. Toppings extra.

$13.00

Pepe Le Pizza

Cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, burrata, pecorino, evoo. House white pie, cacio pepe style.

$20.00

Tikka Pizza

Sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro.

$20.00

Fuckin' Gindolune Pizza

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust.

$20.00

Punkin' Butta Pizza

Truffle pumpkin sauce, dry aged mozzarella, burrata, balsamic honey, toasted pumpkin seed.

$20.00

Ay Dios Mio Mac Pizza

Chipotle mac-n-cheese, dry aged mozzarella, queso oaxaca string cheese, cilantro.

$20.00

Ooh Laa Laa Pizza

French onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley. French onion soup pizza.

$20.00

Burrrrrata Pizza

Nj tomato pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, basil, pecorino, sicilian & long hot chili oil.

$22.00

Grumpy Gramps Pizza

Sesame crust, Sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil. Choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball. House parm pizza.

$20.00

Magic Mushrooms Pizza

Truffle cream, cremini mushrooms, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, salted ricotta, fresh parsley.

$20.00

Heart Attack Pizza

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch.

$20.00

K-Pop Mic Drop Pizza

Black sesame crust, touching bulk fire cheesy fried chicken or fried cauliflower, scallion.

$20.00

Pope Leo Pizza

Pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch.

$20.00

Pancho Franco Pizza

Grilled chicken, string cheese, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, a load of potato chips.

$20.00

Moonshiner Pizza

Nj tomato vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, pecorino.

$19.00

Mex-Corner Husker Pizza

Roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilies, cilantro, queso cotija.

$20.00

Winger Pizza

Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery.

$20.00

Taco Taco Taco Pizza

Now available every day, gtfooh, nah, for real, by the slice too! Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about. With over 1 billion views on social media, this one is a must have.

$50.00

S#itfaced Chicken Pizza

Beer battered fried chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar.

$20.00

O.G. Vegan Pizza

Marinara, eggplant, meatballs, sage pesto, vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo.

$20.00

Vegan Pinky Pizza

Spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

$20.00

Royal Ballz Vegan Pizza

Roasted brussels sprouts, truffle cream, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

$20.00

Classic NJ Pizza Slice

Classic jersey pie, nj tomato marinara, dry aged or vegan mozzarella & evoo. Toppings extra.

$3.28

Winger Pizza Slice

Buffalo fried chicken or cauliflower, coolest ranch, blue cheese, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, celery.

$5.63

Tikka Pizza Slice

Sesame crust, tikka masala, dry aged mozzarella & paneer, jalapeno, green chutney, cilantro.

$5.63

S#itfaced Chicken Pizza Slice

Beer battered fried chicken or cauliflower, honey stout bbq, dry aged mozzarella & sharp cheddar.

$5.63

Punkin' Butta Pizza Slice

Truffle pumpkin sauce, dry aged mozzarella, burrata, balsamic honey, toasted pumpkin seed.

$5.63

Pepe Le Pizza Slice

Cracked black pepper, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, burrata, pecorino, evoo. House white pie, cacio pepe style.

$5.63

O.G. Vegan Pizza Slice

Marinara, eggplant, meatballs, sage pesto, vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo.

$5.63

Fuckin' Gindolune Pizza Slice

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh & dry aged mozzarella on garlic bread crust.

$5.63

Ooh Laa Laa Pizza Slice

French onion soup extra caramelized onions, dry aged mozzarella, gruyere cheese, parsley. French onion soup pizza.

$5.63

Ay Dios Mio Mac Pizza

Chipotle mac-n-cheese, dry aged mozzarella, queso oaxaca string cheese, cilantro.

$5.63

Grumpy Gramps Pizza Slice

Sesame crust, Sicilian chili spicy marinara, fresh, smoked & dry aged mozzarella, pecorino, basil. Choose: pepperoni, chicken cutlet, eggplant meatball, fennel sausage or short-rib meatball. House parm pizza.

$5.63

Burrrrrata Pizza Slice

Nj tomato pink vodka sauce, dry aged mozzarella, basil, pecorino, sicilian & long hot chili oil.

$7.47

Royal Ballz Vegan Pizza Slice

Roasted brussels sprouts, truffle cream, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

$5.63

Magic Mushrooms Pizza Slice

Truffle cream, cremini mushrooms, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, salted ricotta, fresh parsley.

$5.63

Heart Attack Pizza Slice

Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, fresh & dry aged mozzarella, coolest ranch.

$5.63

K-Pop Mic Drop Pizza Slice

Black sesame crust, touching bulk fire cheesy fried chicken or fried cauliflower, scallion.

$5.63

Pope Leo Pizza Slice

Pink vodka, f#ck-tons of smoked cup & char pepperoni, dry aged & smoked mozzarella, pesto ranch.

$5.63

Pancho Franco Pizza Slice

Grilled chicken, string cheese, avocado salsa, pickled jalapeno crema, a load of potato chips.

$5.63

Vegan Pinky Pizza Slice

Spicy marinara, vegan pepperoni, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

$5.63

Mex-Corner Husker Pizza Slice

Roasted corn, string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilies, cilantro, queso cotija.

$5.63

Moonshiner Pizza Slice

Nj tomato vodka sauce, dry aged, fresh & smoked mozzarella, fresh basil, pecorino.

$4.69

Taco Taco Taco Pizza Slice

Now available every day, gtfooh, nah, for real, by the slice too! Yeah, that's the one you've been talkin' about. With over 1 billion views on social media, this one is a must have.

$15.00

Pepe Mac Balls

$14.00

Chicken Tenders

Hand-battered chicken tenders with honey mustard dipping sauce. Comes with fries.

$14.00

Goombah Mutz Stix

$14.00

Vampire (Garlic) Knots

$5.00

Cheezy Garlic Bread

$10.00

House Fries

Plane jane skin-on and delicious, side of garlic oil.

$6.00

Barbarian Fries

Coolest ranch. smoked bacon, dry aged & fresh mozzarella.

$14.00

Elotes Fries

Roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, oaxacan chilis, cilantro, queso cotija.

$14.00

S#itfaced Fries

Honey stout BBQ, dry-aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, smoked bacon, fritos.

$14.00

Monopoly Fries

Ridiculous amounts of 6 melted cheeses.

$13.00

Winger Fries

Buffalo sauce, dry aged & fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, coolest ranch, celery.

$14.00

Disco Prince Fries

Garlic & herb gravy, dry-aged & fresh mozzarella, scallions.

$15.00

Bastardo Fries

Chipotle sauce, black beans, roasted corn, string cheese, jalapeno crema, cilantro.

$15.00

Garden Salad

Side piece. Romaine, cucumber, grape tomato, red onion, green peppers. Dressing on the side.

$12.00

Pueblito Salad

Romaine, roasted corn, black bean, grape tomato, string cheese, cilantro, tortilla chip, smashed avocado, pumpkin seeds, spicy mole sauce, and pickled jalapeño crema dressing on the side.

$15.00

Uptown Cobb Salad

Romaine, grilled chicken, smashed avocado, smoked bacon, chopped hard-boiled egg, blue cheese, grape tomato, lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

$15.00

Hotness Salad

Romaine, Nashville fried chicken, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, slaw, creamy dill dressing on the side.

$14.00

Boken Girl Salad

Arugula spring mix, Sicilian soppressata, fresh & smoked mozzarella, grape tomato, chicken cutlet, and lemon vinaigrette dressing on the side.

$15.00

Winger Wings

Serrano, cayenne & guajillo buffalo sauce.

$8.00

S#itfaced Wings

Honey stout bbq, crushed fritos.

$8.00

Tikka Wings

Tikka masala, green chutney, cilantro.

$8.00

Dirty South Wings

Lemon pepper, pecorino, parsley.

$8.00

Siam Satay Wings

Pad thai sauce, crushed peanuts, cilantro.

$8.00

Buldak Wings

Gojuchang buldak, scallion, sesame.

$8.00

Khan Wings

Mongolian tso's, sesame seed, hot honey, wonton.

$8.00

Bayou Wings

Bayou butter, garlic, parsley.

$8.00

Stingerz Wings

Habanero & bird chili hot honey, black sesame.

$8.00

Ole Wings

Chipotle, cilantro.

$8.00

Ole Sub

Mezcal marinated ribeye, chipotle house sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomatoes, cilantro & queso Oaxaca Mexican string cheese.

$15.00

Jerzey Jezebel Sub

Nashville fried hot chicken or cauliflower, sour dill pickles, smoked mozzarella, dill aioli slaw.

$15.00

The Snuggla Sub

Chicken cutlet, creamy tomato soup, melted muenster, smoked bacon, crouton dust.

$16.00

Bad Leroy Sub

Brisket, goat cheese, fried jalapeno, beet horseradish, havarti cheese, crispy fried onion. This mf is bread .

$16.00

Oui Oui "Wee Wee" Sub

French onion soup extra caramelized onions, saved ribeye, gruyere cheese, parsley.

$15.00

Boken-Boy Sub

Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, arugula, fresh & smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette.

$15.00

Gravy Train Sub

Ribeye, mashed potatoes, fresh mozzarella, garlic & herb gravy.

$15.00

Shoobie Sub

Fried chicken, coolest ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomato, dry aged mozzarella, potato chips.

$15.00

Thundercat Sub

Chicken cutlet, 80's style creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, salted ricotta, crispy onion.

$16.00

Po Doc Carver Sub

Buttermilk fried chicken or cauliflower, remoulade, smoked mozzarella, dill pickles, lettuce, tomato.

$15.00

Punjabo Parm Sub

Tikka masala fried chicken or cauliflower, fresh mozzarella, green chutney, cilantro, seeded roll.

$15.00

Crabby Chicken Killer Sub

Jumbo lump crab, grilled chicken, bayou butter, garlic, fresh mozzarella, parsley.

$18.00

S#itfaced 3000 Sub

Beer battered bird, honey stout bbq, smoked bacon, aged mozzarella, sharp cheddar, fritos.

$16.00

Lobsta' Trap Sub

Steamed lobster, bayou butter, celery salt, garlic aioli, fresh & smoked mozzarella, and parsley. Lobster roll on 'roids.

$30.00

Ducktown Melt Sub

Shaved ribeye, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread.

$15.00

Brotherly Love Sub

Shaved ribeye, sharp white wiz, grilled onion, sicilian chili spread, fried long hots.

$15.00

Geppetto Sub

Salted ricotta, basil, pecorino, seeded roll, choose protein, sauce & cheese. House parm sub.

$15.00

Boloney Rex Sub

Pull-out game strong! bone-in short-rib, sharp smoked white wiz, caveman sauce.

$30.00

Squash Tha Beef Vegan Sub

Marinara, eggplant meatballs, sage pesto, house smoked vegan mozzarella, basil, evoo.

$16.00

Cabbage Patch Kids Vegan Sub

Roasted brussels sprouts, truffle cream, house smoked vegan mozzarella.

$16.00

Vegan Ole Sub

House-made seitan, chipotle ole sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomato, cilantro & vegan mexican string cheese.

$16.00

Snuggla Parm Pasta

Chicken cutlet, tomato soup, muenster, bacon, crouton dust.

$22.00

Millie Parm Pasta

Choose protein, sauce & cheese. Rigatoni, salted ricotta, basil, pecorino, sesame seeds.

$22.00

Thundercat Parm Pasta

Chicken cutlet, creamed spinach, fresh mutz, ricotta, crispy onion.

$22.00

Ole Parm Pasta

Choose steak, chicken or seitan. Rigatoni, chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & string cheese.

$22.00

Buff-O-Parm Pasta

Fried chicken or cauliflower. Rigatoni, buffalo, blue cheese, fresh mutz, coolest ranch, celery.

$22.00

O.G. Vegan Parm Pasta

Rigatoni, marinara, eggplant meatballs, pesto, vegan mutz, basil.

$22.00