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Tony Boloney's

263 1st St, Hoboken, NJ 07030

201-222-8669$15 Minimum
Menu
Seasonal & Irresistible
Steak Omo Pie$1750+
Korean BBQ, kimchi, egg, sesame, provolone.
Cauliflower Omo Pie$1750+
Korean BBQ, kimchi, egg, sesame, provolone.
Das Yodeler Pie$1750+
3 cheese mushroom fondue, roasted garlic, caramelized onion.
Shroomer Pie$1750+
Spicy marinara, ‘shrooms, Havarti, breadcrumb crust.
Chowda Pie$1750+
New England clam chowda, smoked mozzarella, breadcrumb crust.
Pumpkin Butta Pie$1750+
Truffle roasted pumpkin, Havarti, ricotta, toasted pumpkin seeds. Veggie option available.
Hot Lunch Pie$1750+
Sloppy joe, Calabrian chili, sharp provolone, crispy onion, breadcrumb crust.
Pot Pie$1750+
Chicken pot pie: peas, carrots, cream, chicken, sharp wiz.
Ruler Pie$1750+
Seseme crust, chicken cutlet, harissa vodka, pancetta, asiago, basil, fresh mozzarella.
Red & Vodka
Jersey Fist-Pump Pie$1500+
Fennel sausage, green pepper, onion, sharp provolone, ehh yo!
Casino Carnivore Pie$1750+
Meat lovers unite! 10 meats ravaged by mozzarella...
Moonshiner Pie$1500+
Pink vodka sauce, fresh mozzarella, asiago, fresh basil. Veggie option available.
Classic Cheese Pie$1100+
Classic cheese or create your own pizza. BYO pie. marinara sauce & mozzarella cheese included. Veggie option and vegan option available.
Grandma Patti Pie$1500+
Grandma patti’s parm pie, fresh mozzarella, parm, marinara, ricotta, basil. Veggie option available.
Burrata Pie$2000+
Vodka pie, asiago, basil, harissa, burrata. Veggie option available.
Gambler Pie$1750+
Spicy marinara, soppressata, capicola, ham, smoked mozzarella, salt, pepper, oregano, evoo, red wine vinegar.
Mother Italy Proud Pie$1750+
Vodka sauce, cheese ravioli, smoked mozzarella, basil, pecorino. Veggie option available.
Bolonese Pie$1750+
Meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley, Calabrian chili oil.
Oldman Brooklyn Pie$1500+
Margherita pie: house-made mozzarella, deep marinara, pecorino, fresh basil. Veggie option available.
House Pie$1500+
Spicy marinara, smoked, fresh mozzarella ...Tony’s favorite pie! Veggie option available.
Pinky Pie$1500+
Extra smoked pepperoni, vodka sauce, smoked mozzarella.
White & Non Red Pizza
Nothing classic about these gems.
Tikka Pie$1500+
Indian tikka masala coconut curry, paneer cheese, jalapenos, cilantro. Veggie option available.
Pancho Franco Pie$1750+
Grilled chicken, fresh avocado, chopped cilantro, pickled jalapeno crema, hand-pulled queso Oaxaca, jalapeno potato chips.
Da Count Pie$1500+
Our new house white pie with garlic bread spread, fontina, manchango, smoked mozzarella, asiago & pecorino. Veggie option available.
Bangkok Boardwalk Chicken Pie$1500+
Spicy Thai sauce, fried chicken, jalapenos, cilantro, honey roasted peanuts, black toasted sesame seeds. Veggie option available.
Bangkok Boardwalk Cauliflower Pie$1500+
Spicy Thai sauce, fried chicken, jalapenos, cilantro, honey roasted peanuts, black toasted sesame seeds. Veggie option available.
Jewish Cowboy Pie$1750+
Passover brisket, smoked mozzarella, beet horseradish, parsley.
Royal Balls Pie$1750+
Truffle butter roasted Brussel sprouts, smoked mozzarella. Veggie option available.
Ay Dios Mio-Mac Pie$1500+
Our cheesy mac n‘ cheese pie, chipotle sauce, cilantro. Veggie option available.
Ducktown Pie$1750+
Sirloin steak, smoked bacon, fresh mozzarella, garlic, herbs.
S#Itfaced Pie$1500+
Beer battered chicken breast, homemade honey stout bbq sauce, mozzarella, cheddar...the best...umm...sober pizza.
French Onion Soup Pie$1750+
Gruyere, onion soup, caramelized onions.
Cuba Libre Pie$1750+
Smoked ham, garlic mojo, chimichurri, sour dill pickles, Havarti.
Mex-Corn Husker Pie$1500+
Jersey roasted corn, hand-pulled queso Oaxaca, pickled jalapeno crema, fresh cilantro, dusted with chilies. Veggie option available.
Chorizo Fundito Pie$1500+
White with spicy chorizo, Mexican string cheese, crema & cilantro.
Winger Pie$1500+
Buttermilk fried chicken, sweet & spicy buffalo sauce, fresh mozzarella, blue cheese, a side of celery...TOUCHDOWN!
U.T.B Pie$1750+
Sesame seed crust, asiago creamed spinach pie, fresh mozzarella, thin shoestring crispy onion rings. Veggie option available.
General Khan Pie$1500+
Mongolian style general Tso's spicy sweet & sour peanut sauce, Asian fried chicken, toasted sesame seeds, mozzarella, scallions.
Heart-Attack Pie$1750+
Buffalo chicken mac-n-cheese, smoked bacon, buttermilk ranch.
Taco Pizza
Taco Taco Taco Pie$8000
Pre-Order Only, Anyday.
Devour Ramen Pizza$8000
Devour power. X Tony Boloney's collaboration. 3 months, over 30 ramen joints to find the perfect recipe. Ramen noodle crust. Shoy broth. Picked egg. Japanese mozzarella cheese & hot sauce.
Vegan Heaven Pizza
For kind hearts & healthy bodies.
Wok-A-Flaka Za Pie$1500+
Red curry, brussel sprouts, bamboo, sesame seed, Thai basil.
Veatball Pie$1750+
Breadcrumb, eggplant meatball, garlic & herbs, marinara, vegan mozzarella.
Phoni Roni Pie$1750+
Spicy marinara, vegan mozzarella & vegan pepperoni.
King Pie$1500+
Moroccan cauliflower, red quinoa, hummus, golden raisin, harissa tahini, churri-verde.
Kaliente Pie$1500+
Kale, refried black bean, avocado, cilantro, churri-verde.
Yogi Pie$1500+
Coconut curry tikka masala, mushrooms, broccoli rabe, cilantro chutney.
Pizza by the Slice
Chowda Pizza Slice$469
Hot Lunch Pizza Slice$469
Das Yodeler Pizza Slice$469
Cheese Pizza Slice$281
Oldman Broc Pizza Slice$422
Grandma Chicken Patti Pizza Slice$422
Moonshiner Pizza Slice$422
Pinky Pizza Slice$422
Burrata Pizza Slice$653
Da Count Pizza Slice$422
Mexican Corn Pizza Slice$422
Panch Franko Pizza Slice$469
Shitfaced Pizza Slice$422
Winger Pizza Slice$422
Bangkok Pizza Slice$422
Ducktown Pizza Slice$469
General Khan Pizza Slice$422
Tikka Pizza Slice$422
Ay Dios Mio Mac Pizza Slice$422
French Onion Soup Pizza Slice$469
Uncle Jemima Pizza Slice$469
Appetizers
Cheesy Garlic Bread$700
With a side of marinara or vodka sauce.
Pepperoni Garlic Bread$900
With a side of marinara or vodka sauce.
'Chini$1000
Mozzarella stuffed rice-balls with vodka sauce.
Chiken Tenders & fries$1000
3 hand battered chicken tenders with choice of dipping sauce.
Garlic Knots$350
With a side of marinara sauce.
Soups
Matzo Ball Soup$800+
Potato Skin Soup$800+
Cauliflower Soup$800+
Pumpkin Soup$800+
Mozzarella Sticks
Original Pretzel$1200
Pennsylvania Dutch pretzel crusted with super creamy mozzarella.
Truffle Mozzarella Sticks$1250
Truffle mozzarella with a truffle panko breadcrumb crust.
Chipotle Mozzarella$1250
Chipotle mozzarella with an Oaxacan spiced breadcrumb crust.
Pesto Mozzarella$1250
Pesto mozzarella with a pesto & pecorino bread crumb crust.
Smoked Mozzarella$1250
Smoked mozzarella with Italian breadcrumb crust.
Flamin' Hot-Ness Mozzarella$1500
Smoked cheeto mozzarella with flamin’ hot cheeto crust.
Bacon Mozzarella$1500
Goat mozzarella with bacon breadcrumb crust.
Stick Sampler$1250
One of each (5 total, no bacon/hotness) with choice of sauce.
Unicorn Mozzarella Sticks$2000
Feeling magical? bite into rainbow cheese – what's not to love?
Salacious Salads
Tacquino Salad$1200
Corn, black bean, tomato, jack, avocado, cilantro, tortilla chip, chipotle ranch dressing , choose: grilled chicken, steak, fried chicken, chorizo, mushroom.
Belmont Salad$1200
Spicy herb grilled chicken with fresh mozzarella cheese, croutons & pickled red onions with spicy caesar dressing.
Boken Girl Salad$1200
Baby arugula, Sicilian soppressata, homemade sweet smoked mozzarella, chopped tomato, hand breaded chicken cutlet, lemon vinaigrette dressing.
Buff O Greens Salad$1200
Romaine, Maytag bleu cheese crumble, chopped celery, hand battered buffalo chicken & fresh Mutz with lemon vinaigrette dressing.
Nero Salad$1200
Romaine, grilled chicken, house made croutons, shaved asiago, red onions, hard boiled egg with spicy & smokey Caesar dressing.
Puebla Salad$1200
Romaine lettuce, roasted corn, black beans, tomato, queso Oaxaca, toasted pumpkin seeds, cilantro, tortilla chips with pickled jalapeno crema dressing ( grilled chicken, steak, fried chicken, chorizo, mushrooms ).
Thai Summer Salad$1200
Romaine, pickled cucumber, carrot, roasted peanut, cilantro, tomato, pad thai dressing.
Greektown Salad$1200
Romaine, grilled halloumi cheese, kalamata olive, tomato, cucumber, parsley, creamy greek dressing.
Pilgrim Pitney Salad$1200
Romaine, roasted turkey, goat cheese, dried cherries, candied pecans, balsamic reduction dressing.
Garbanza Salad$1200
Romaine lettuce, lemon, garlic, hummus, homemade falafel, chopped tomatoes, beets, provolone, chopped parsley with lemon vinaigrette.
Chibo Salad$1200
Baby arugula, grilled chicken, chopped tomatoes, pecorino, goat cheese with lemon vinaigrette.
Keen-Wah Salad$1200
Kale, quinoa, roasted Moroccan carrots, curry roasted cauliflower, golden raisins, havarti with mint cucumber yogurt.
Uptown Cobb Salad$1200
Romaine lettuce, grilled chicken, avocado, smoked bacon, chopped egg, blue cheese crumble, tomato with lemon vinaigrette.
Roast Salad$1200
With red quinoa roasted brussel sprouts, curried cauliflower, broccoli rabe, mushrooms over kale with harissa tahini dressing.
Pumpkin Head Salad$1200
Roasted pumpkin, baby arugula, crispy onions, goat cheese, pumpkin seeds, balsamic reduction dressing.
Fries
Available as nachos.
House Fries$400
Hand cut fresh fries with a side of lemon & garlic aioli.
Sloppy Fries$935+
Calabrian chili, sharp provolone, sloppy joe, crispy onion.
Texican Fries$935+
Steak chili, sharp white wiz, scallions, chicharone.
Crabby Fries$935+
Jumbo lump crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spice.
Fon-Duder Fries$935+
3 cheese mushroom fondue, caramelized onion.
Barbarian Fries$935+
Smoked bacon, homemade buttermilk ranch, mozzarella
Frenchy Fries$935+
Gruyere, onion soup, caramelized onion.
Shiner Fries$935+
Vodka sauce, pepperoni, smoked mozzarella, parsley.
Bolognese Fries$935+
Meat ragu, fresh mozzarella, parsley, Calabrian chili oil.
Pulque Fries$935+
Carne asada brisket, Mexican string cheese, cilantro.
Disco Queen Fries$775+
Gravy, fresh mozzarella, scallions.
Verde Fries$775+
Churri-Verde, roasted corn, crema, string cheese, cilantro.
Bangkok Fries$775+
Thai sauce, jalapeno, cilantro, mozzarella, sesame seed.
Shitfaced Fries$935+
Honey stout BBQ sauce, fresh mozzarella, sharp cheddar, fritos.
Aloo Fries$775+
Indian tikka masala, homemade paneer cheese, fresh cilantro.
Bastardo Fries$775+
Chipotle sauce, black bean, smoked fresh mozzarella, cilantro.
Winger Fries$775+
Bufalo sauce, blue cheese, mozzarella, celery.
Bayou Fries$775+
Bayou spice, drawn butter, fresh garlic, mozzarella, fresh parsley.
Fundito Fries$935+
Chorizo, Mexican string cheese, pickled jalapeno crema, cilantro.
Not-Cho Fries$935+
Refried black beans, pickled jalapeno crema, Mexican string cheese, jalapeno, salsa diablo.
Vitza Party Fries$935+
Marinara, vegan mozzarella & vegan pepperoni.
Wings
Served with your choice of ranch or blue cheese dressing & celery.
Ganja Wings$750+
Pineapple scotch bonnet Jamaican jerk.
General Kahn Wings$750+
Sweet & spicy general tso's.
Winger Wings$750+
Homemade buffalo sauce with cayenne and serrano.
Bayou Wings$750+
Butter, bayou spices, fresh garlic, and parsley.
Ole Wings$750+
Chipotle-house sauce, cilantro.
Inka Wings$750+
Smokey and spicy chipotle with cilantro.
Shitfaced Wings$750+
Honey stout BBQ.
Thai Wings$750+
Sweet and spicy Thai sauce with fresh cilantro and peanut.
Bap Bap Wings$750+
Korean BBQ with sesame seeds.
Diablo Wings$750+
Habanero, serrano, ghost peppers sauce.
Tikka Wings$750+
Indian tikka masala sauce with cilantro.
Saigon Wings$750+
Honey sriracha and black sesame seeds.
Phu-Ket Wings$750+
Thai red curry, kaffir lime, thai basil.
Steak, Brisket & Meatballs
Food network guy fieri cheesesteak battle live with kelly nationwide competition star ledger best cheesesteak in New Jersey featured on over 1,000 media.
Ole Sub$1150
Mezcal marinated steak, chipotle sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomatoes, cilantro & queso oaxaca.
Ole Burrito$1150
Mezcal marinated steak, chipotle sauce, fried onions, lettuce, tomatoes, cilantro & queso oaxaca.
Pot Roast Sub$1250
Slow cooked hanger steak, pot roast sauce, carrots, celery, onion, Havarti.
Pot Roast Burrito$1250
Slow cooked hanger steak, pot roast sauce, carrots, celery, onion, Havarti.
Sloppy Giovani Sub$1250
Calabrian chili, sharp provolone, sloppy joe, crispy onions.
Sloppy Giovani Burrito$1250
Calabrian chili, sharp provolone, sloppy joe, crispy onions.
Let My People Go Sub$1200
8 hr Passover brisket, charoset, beet horseradish, havarti...no pharaoh!.
Let My People Go Burrito$1200
8 hr Passover brisket, charoset, beet horseradish, havarti...no pharaoh!.
Rodeo Clown Sub$1250
Panko fried hanger steak, creamy grits, white pepper gravy, smoked mozzarella.
Rodeo Clown Burrito$1250
Panko fried hanger steak, creamy grits, white pepper gravy, smoked mozzarella.
The Sweed Sub$1300
Smoked Swedish meatballs, lingonberry sauce, Havarti.
The Sweed Burrito$1300
Smoked Swedish meatballs, lingonberry sauce, Havarti.
Chi-Chi Sub$1200
Steak, chili, sharp white wiz, scallions, chicharrones.
Chi-Chi Burrito$1200
Steak, chili, sharp white wiz, scallions, chicharrones.
Fon-Duuude Sub$1250
Steak or mushroom, roasted garlic, 3 cheese mushroom fondue, caramelized onions.
Fon-Duuude Burrito$1250
Steak or mushroom, roasted garlic, 3 cheese mushroom fondue, caramelized onions.
Bad Leroy Sub$1150
Steak, goat cheese, jalapeño, beet horseradish, Havarti.
Bad Leroy Burrito$1150
Steak, goat cheese, jalapeño, beet horseradish, Havarti.
Brotherly Love Sub$1100
Steak, sharp white wiz, fried onion, Calabrian chili spread, fried long hot pepper.
Brotherly Love Burrito$1100
Steak, sharp white wiz, fried onion, Calabrian chili spread, fried long hot pepper.
Ducktown Melt Sub$1200
Steak, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread.
Ducktown Melt Burrito$1200
Steak, smoked bacon, garlic aioli, fresh mozzarella on garlic bread.
Oui Oui Sub$1200
Steak, french onion soup, caramelized onions, gruyere.
Oui Oui Burrito$1200
Steak, french onion soup, caramelized onions, gruyere.
Bap-Bap Sub$1200
Steak or cauliflower, Korean BBQ, kimchi, fried egg, sesame seed, sharp provolone.
Bap-Bap Burrito$1200
Steak or cauliflower, Korean BBQ, kimchi, fried egg, sesame seed, sharp provolone.
Pulque Sub$1200
8-hour carne asada brisket, Mexican string cheese, cilantro.
Pulque Burrito$1200
8-hour carne asada brisket, Mexican string cheese, cilantro.
Cububba Sub$1200
Steak, smoked ham, house dill pickles, garlic mojo, chimichurri, Havarti.
Cububba Burrito$1200
Steak, smoked ham, house dill pickles, garlic mojo, chimichurri, Havarti.
Gravy Train Sub$1200
Gashed potato, steak, sharp provolone, gravy & fries.
Gravy Train Burrito$1200
Gashed potato, steak, sharp provolone, gravy & fries.
Gaucho Sub$1200
Steak, fried jalapeno, fresh mozzarella, chimichurri.
Gaucho Burrito$1200
Steak, fried jalapeno, fresh mozzarella, chimichurri.
Pork Subs
Baddest Hombre Sub$1200
Chorizo mac-n-cheese, jalapeno crema, tortilla chips, cilantro.
Porchetta Sub$1300
Porchetta, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe, long hot peppers.
Sawsig Sub$1200
Fennel sausage, calabrian chili, vodka sauce, smoked mozzarella, grilled green peppers & crispy onions.
Baddest Hombre Burrito$1200
Chorizo mac-n-cheese, jalapeno crema, tortilla chips, cilantro.
Porchetta Burrito$1300
Porchetta, sharp provolone, broccoli rabe, long hot peppers.
Sawsig Burrito$1200
Fennel sausage, calabrian chili, vodka sauce, smoked mozzarella, grilled green peppers & crispy onions.
Cold Subs
The Commission Sub$1200
The definitive Italian sub. 'nduja, soppressata, spicy capicola, mortadella, fresh smoked mozzarella, crispy shallots, calabrian chili spread, sicilian dressing.
The Commission Burrito$1200
The definitive Italian sub. 'nduja, soppressata, spicy capicola, mortadella, fresh smoked mozzarella, crispy shallots, calabrian chili spread, sicilian dressing.
Miss 'Merica Sub$1100
Roasted turkey, smoked mozzarella, baby arugula, garlic aioli, tomatoes, lemon vinaigrette.
Miss 'Merica Burrito$1100
Roasted turkey, smoked mozzarella, baby arugula, garlic aioli, tomatoes, lemon vinaigrette.
Volstead Sub$1150
Refried bean, roasted turkey, avocado, jalapeno, crema, sharp cheddar, cilantro, jalapeno potato chips.
Volstead Burrito$1150
Refried bean, roasted turkey, avocado, jalapeno, crema, sharp cheddar, cilantro, jalapeno potato chips.
Opa Opa Sub$1100
Tahini hummus, grilled halloumi, chopped kalamata olives, sliced cucumbers, tomatoes & mint yogurt.
Opa Opa Burrito$1100
Tahini hummus, grilled halloumi, chopped kalamata olives, sliced cucumbers, tomatoes & mint yogurt.
Farm Table Sub$1100
Tahini hummus, fresh mozzarella, verde-churri, tomatoes, baby arugula, balsamic reduction.
Farm Table Burrito$1100
Tahini hummus, fresh mozzarella, verde-churri, tomatoes, baby arugula, balsamic reduction.
Chicken Subs & Burritos
Make anything a sub or a burrito! Sub options: original, seeded, gluten-free, over fries ( tato stack )
Pot Pie Sub$1300
Chicken pot pie on a damn sub! peas, carrots, cream, chicken & sharp wiz.
Jersey Jezebel Sub$1300
Nashville fried chicken, smoked white cheddar grits, dill aioli.
ShitFaced 3000 Sub$1200
Beer battered bird, honey stout BBQ, smoked bacon, mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese, fritos.
Pass - De - Dutchie Sub$1200
Jamaican scotch bonnet jerk, fried chicken, grilled pineapple, smoked mozzarella cheese, scallions.
General Genghis Sub$1150
General tso's fried chicken, kake, smoked mozzarella, scallion, black sesame seed.
S.P.A Sub$1150
Garlic aioli, grilled chicken, arugula, smoked mozz & lemon vlemon vinaigrette.
Shoobie Sub$1150
Fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes & fresh Mozzarella cheese.
500 Club Sub$1150
Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, smoked bacon, havarti, lettuce & tomatoes.
Po'Doc Carver Sub$1150
Buttermilk fried chicken, house sauce, smoked mozzarella cheese, lettuce & tomatoes.
Boken Boy Sub$1150
Hand breaded chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette.
Tio Bastardo Sub$1150
Refried black beans, fried chicken, chipotle sauce, cilantro, avocado, tomatoes.
Diving Buffalo Sub$1150
Buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella cheese, ranch, celery.
U.T.B Sub$1200
Ricotta cheese, chicken cutlet, asiago creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, crispy shoestring onions on a sesame seed oil.
Punjabo Sub$1150
Indian tikka masala coconut curry, paneer cheese, jalapenos, cilantro.
Burro Sub$1150
Refried black beans, grilled chicken, avocado, pickled jalapeno crema, queso oaxaca, cilantro, jalapeno potato chips.
Miss Siam Sub$1150
Fried chicken or cauliflower, pad thai rice noodles, jalapeno, peanuts, cilantro.
Uncle Pennybags Sub$1200
Chicken cutlet, pesto, red peppers, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella cheese, ricotta cheese.
Cop Mike Sub$1150
Grilled chicken, spicy marinara, ‘shroom, onion, pepper, smoked mozzarella.
Heart Stopper Sub$1200
Buffalo chicken mac-ncheese, smoked bacon, mozzarella, potato chip. ranch.
Crabby Chicken Killer Sub$1300
Local crab, grilled chicken, butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spice, parsley.
Pot Pie Burrito$1300
Chicken pot pie on a damn sub! peas, carrots, cream, chicken & sharp wiz.
Jersey Jezebel Burrito$1300
Nashville fried chicken, smoked white cheddar grits, dill aioli.
ShitFaced 3000 Burrito$1200
Beer battered bird, honey stout BBQ, smoked bacon, mozzarella cheese, cheddar cheese, fritos.
Pass - De - Dutchie Burrito$1200
Jamaican scotch bonnet jerk, fried chicken, grilled pineapple, smoked mozzarella cheese, scallions.
General Genghis Burrito$1150
General tso's fried chicken, kake, smoked mozzarella, scallion, black sesame seed.
S.P.A Burrito$1150
Garlic aioli, grilled chicken, arugula, smoked mozz & lemon vlemon vinaigrett.
Shoobie Burrito$1150
Fried chicken, buttermilk ranch, smoked bacon, lettuce, tomatoes & fresh Mozzarella cheese.
500 Club Burrito$1150
Chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, smoked bacon, havarti, lettuce & tomatoes.
Po'Doc Carver Burrito$1150
Buttermilk fried chicken, house sauce, smoked mozzarella cheese, lettuce & tomatoes.
Boken Boy Burrito$1150
Hand breaded chicken cutlet, garlic aioli, soppressata, baby arugula, smoked mozzarella, lemon vinaigrette.
Tio Bastardo Burrito$1150
refried black beans, fried chicken, chipotle sauce, cilantro, avocado, tomatoes.
Diving Buffalo Burrito$1150
Buffalo fried chicken, blue cheese crumble, fresh mozzarella cheese, ranch, celery.
U.T.B Burrito$1200
Ricotta cheese, chicken cutlet, asiago creamed spinach, fresh mozzarella, crispy shoestring onions on a sesame seed oil.
Punjabo Burrito$1150
Indian tikka masala coconut curry, paneer cheese, jalapenos, cilantro.
Burro Burrito$1150
Refried black beans, grilled chicken, avocado, pickled jalapeno crema, queso oaxaca, cilantro, jalapeno potato chips.
Miss Siam Burrito$1150
fried chicken or cauliflower, pad thai rice noodles, jalapeno, peanuts, cilantro.
Uncle Pennybags Burrito$1200
Chicken cutlet, pesto, red peppers, broccoli rabe, fresh mozzarella cheese, ricotta cheese.
Cop Mike Burrito$1150
R.I.P. WAMSHER. Grilled chicken, spicy marinara, ‘shroom, onion, pepper, smoked mozzarella.
Heart Stopper Burrito$1200
Buffalo chicken mac-ncheese, smoked bacon, mozzarella, potato chip. ranch.
Crabby Chicken Killer Burrito$1300
Local crab, grilled chicken, butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spice, parsley.
Vegan Monsters Subs & Burritos
Vegan Ole Sub$1200
Mezcal marinated seitan, chipotle sauce, vegan queso oaxaca, lettuce, tomato & cilantro.
Vegan Ole Burrito$1200
Mezcal marinated seitan, chipotle sauce, vegan queso oaxaca, lettuce, tomato & cilantro.
Da Quaker Sub$1200
Grilled seitan, sauteed onions, fried long hot peppers, Calabrian chili, vegan American.
Da Quaker Burrito$1200
Grilled seitan, sauteed onions, fried long hot peppers, Calabrian chili, vegan American.
Hudson Sub$1150
Cauliflower, red quinoa, hummus, golden raisin, arugula, Verde-churri & harissa tahini.
Wat Wat Sub$1200
Thai red curry, rice noodles, roasted Brussel sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds & Thai basil.
Fuego Sub$1150
Kale, cauliflower, refried black beans, avocado, cilantro, salsa diablo, tortillas & pumpkin seeds,
Thu Zohan Sub$1150
Hummus, falafel, Moroccan carrots, beets, cucumbers & harissa tahini.
Guru Sub$1150
Brussel sprouts, crispy onions, tikka masala, cilantro & salsa diabo.
Veatball Parm Sub$1200
Eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mozzarella, basil on a seeded roll.
Veatball Parm Burrito$1200
Eggplant meatball, marinara, vegan mozzarella, basil on a seeded roll.
Hudson Burrito$1100
Cauliflower, red quinoa, hummus, golden raisin, arugula, Verde-churri & harissa tahini.
Wat Wat Burrito$1200
Thai red curry, rice noodles, roasted Brussel sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds & Thai basil.
Fuego Burrito$1150
Kale, cauliflower, refried black beans, avocado, cilantro, salsa diablo, tortillas & pumpkin seeds,
Thu Zohan Burrito$1150
Hummus, falafel, Moroccan carrots, beets, cucumbers & harissa tahini.
Guru Burrito$1150
Brussel sprouts, crispy onions, tikka masala, cilantro & salsa diabo.
Parm Sub
No ham with parm.
Geppetto Parm Sub$1200
House parm sub. salted ricotta, basil, pecorino. With your choice of meat chicken cutlet, eggplant, sausage or meatball & choice of sauce vodka sauce or marinara & choice of cheese smoked or fresh mozzarella.
Ruler Parm Sub$1300
Chicken cutlet, harissa vodka sauce, pancetta, calabrian chili, asiago, basil, fresh mozzarella on a seeded roll.
Bolonese Parm Sub$1300
Bolonese, Calabrian chili, burrata, seeded roll.
Baller Parm Sub$1200
Riceball, vodka sauce, mozzarella, asiago, basil, seeded roll.
Ziti Pasta Bakes
For goodness sakes.
Bolognese Ziti Parm$1800
Meat ragu, fresh mozzarella cheese, parsley, Calabrian chili oil.
Buff O Ziti Parm$1500
Buffalo chicken, Maytag blue cheese, crispy celery, fresh mozzarella cheese.
Ole Ziti Parm$1500
Chipotle, fried onions, cilantro & Mexican string cheese.
Millie Ziti Parm$1500
With salted ricotta cheese, fresh basil & pecorino. With your choice of chicken cutlet, eggplant, sausage or meatballs. With a choice of sauce & choice cheese.
Tikka Ziti Parm$1500
Fried chicken or cauliflower. Indian tikka masala, panner, jalapenos, cilantro.
Bangkok Ziti Parm$1500
Fried chicken or cauliflower, pad Thai sauce, jalapenos, cilantro.
Woofer Ziti Parm$1800
Steak chili, sharp white wiz cheese, scallions & chicheronies.
UTB Ziti Parm$1800
Asiago creamed spinach, sesame seeds, chicken cutlet, crispy shallots.
Jersey Fist Pump Ziti Parm$1500
Sliced fennel sausage, green peppers, onions, smoked mozzarella cheese. a whole lotta ehh yo!
Fon Duder Ziti Parm$1800
Steak or mushroom, 3 cheese mushroom fondue, caramelized onions.
Crabby Ziti Parm$1800
Local crab, drawn butter, fresh mozzarella, bayou spices, parsley.
Ruler Ziti$1800
chicken cutlet, harissa vodka sauce, pancetta, calabrian chili, asiago, basil, fresh mozzarella, sesame seeds.
Tuk Tuk Ziti$1800
Thai red curry, brussel sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds, Thai basil.
Veatball Ziti Parm$1800
Marinara, eggplant meatballs, vegan eggplant mozzarella, basil.
Gooey & Good
Fon Duder Parm$1800
Steak, three cheese mushroom fondue, caramelized onions.
Yeehaw Parm$1800
Panko crusted chicken fried stesk (no chicken, weird right), creamy grits, white pepper gravy, smoked with cheddar cheese.
Crabby Parm$1800
Local crab drawn butter, fresh mozzarella cheese, bayou spices, parsley.
Ruler$1800
Chicken cutlet, harissa vodka sauce, pancetta, calabrain, chili, Asiago cheese, basil, fresh mozzarella cheese, sesame seeds.
Tuk Tuk$1800
Thai red curry, brussels sprouts, bamboo shoots, sesame seeds, thai basil.
Desserts
Carney Balls$775
Homemade mini bite size zeppoles tossed in brown sugar, covered in melted hazelnut chocolate sauce & peanut butter cream, topped with crushed honey roasted peanuts. Sweet like sugar.
Beverages
Joe's Iced Tea$280
Pucks Fountain$280
Boylan's Soda$280
Seltzer Water$280

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